1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:18,940 [Music] 2 00:00:18,940 --> 00:00:20,740 ♪ What a wonderful day♪ 3 00:00:20,740 --> 00:00:24,280 ♪ For I got to throw in the park after dark♪ 4 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,700 ♪ When there's no one else around♪ 5 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:30,700 ♪ Oh, what a wonderful day♪ 6 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:33,400 ♪ To let down our hair and be crazy♪ 7 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:39,000 ♪ Another hazy at the moment sky♪ 8 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,500 ♪ Why come I'll mean you♪ 9 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:44,200 ♪ Baby, there's nothing we can do♪ 10 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,400 ♪ There's no time for feeling blue♪ 11 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:50,200 ♪ When you don't even make all your dreams come true♪ 12 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,400 ♪ What a wonderful day♪ 13 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,200 ♪ To act a little child in♪ 14 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:58,500 ♪ And shine through your wind♪ 15 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:00,200 ♪ So I'm gonna bright-shoot inside♪ 16 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,800 ♪ Oh, what a wonderful day♪ 17 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,600 ♪ To make somebody happy♪ 18 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:11,400 ♪ Like you make me just bein' together tonight♪ 19 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,800 ♪ Why come I'll mean you♪ 20 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,400 ♪ Baby, there's nothing we can do♪ 21 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,600 ♪ There's no time for feeling blue♪ 22 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:21,600 ♪ When you don't even make all your dreams come true♪ 23 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:42,100 [guitar music] 24 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:44,100 ♪ What a wonderful day♪ 25 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:46,900 ♪ To let down our hair and be crazy♪ 26 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:51,400 ♪ Another hazy I've had in the moment sky♪ 27 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,900 ♪ Oh, what a wonderful day♪ 28 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:56,400 ♪ To make somebody happy♪ 29 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:02,600 ♪ Like you make me just bein' together tonight♪ 30 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,900 ♪ Why come I'll mean you♪ 31 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:07,600 ♪ Baby, there's nothing we can do♪ 32 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,900 ♪ There's no time for feeling blue♪ 33 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:12,900 ♪ When you don't even make all your dreams come true♪ 34 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,900 ♪ When you don't even make all your dreams come true♪ 35 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:20,900 ♪ When you don't even make all your dreams come true♪ 36 00:02:20,900 --> 00:02:22,400 ♪ I love you♪ 37 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,700 ♪ I love you♪ 38 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:26,400 ♪ Oh, I love you too♪ 39 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,400 ♪ Every time it snows I'll be thinking of you♪ 40 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,400 ♪ Oh, I really do love you always♪ 41 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,400 ♪ I'm gonna miss you like man♪ 42 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,400 ♪ You want a time to miss because I'm coming out♪ 43 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,400 ♪ I'm coming out to LA every chance I get♪ 44 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,400 ♪ You know that right♪ 45 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,400 Promise? 46 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,400 I'm your number one fan, aren't I? 47 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,400 [giggles] 48 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,200 No, you're the love of my life. 49 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,700 [guitar music] 50 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:52,200 I'm that too. 51 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,700 Promise your visit? 52 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:55,200 I promise. 53 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:58,200 [birds chirping] 54 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:02,200 [birds chirping] 55 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,700 I swear every day with her was like this. 56 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:08,200 I mean, my life was perfect. 57 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,200 My career at the magazine was soaring, 58 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,700 and my girlfriend had just become famous. 59 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:16,700 It's not living in a movie. 60 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:19,700 Beautiful snow-drenched kisses and perfect lighting, 61 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,700 and no one ever had to use the bathroom. 62 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:25,700 [guitar music] 63 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:28,700 But now she was in LA, blossoming, 64 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:30,700 and I was in New York drowning. 65 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:34,200 So I decided I'd do something about it. 66 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,200 I decided I'm a surprise visit. 67 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,700 One where I would tell her that I'm moving out there 68 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:39,700 to be with her forever. 69 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:44,700 [guitar music] 70 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:48,700 [guitar music] 71 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:49,700 Okay, Stacy. 72 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:50,700 What do you think? 73 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:51,700 Hmm. 74 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:53,700 I've got two words for you. 75 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,700 Lou Zur. 76 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:56,700 [laughter] 77 00:03:56,700 --> 00:03:57,700 You'll be alright. 78 00:03:57,700 --> 00:03:58,700 [gasping] 79 00:03:58,700 --> 00:03:59,700 [gasping] 80 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:01,700 [gasping] 81 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,700 We need some serious help here. 82 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:04,700 I know. 83 00:04:04,700 --> 00:04:06,700 Where are we going to find two guys dumb enough 84 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:09,700 to buy his new outfits and take us to the party? 85 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:10,700 [door closes] 86 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:11,700 Hello! 87 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:12,700 Hello! 88 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:13,700 [laughter] 89 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:14,700 And cocked! 90 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:16,700 That was great. 91 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:17,700 All right, people, let's pray for lunch. 92 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:18,700 You were great. 93 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:20,700 I was not great. 94 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:23,700 I really could have nailed the scene. 95 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:24,700 I'm so mad at myself. 96 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:26,700 You have really in character. 97 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,700 I can feel the conflict between them guys. 98 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:30,700 I didn't feel any conflict. 99 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:31,700 Is it the guy that-- 100 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:32,700 No, it's not the right. 101 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:34,700 I think it's me. 102 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:36,700 Studio Hates a title. 103 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:37,700 You know what this is too? 104 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:38,700 All right. 105 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:40,700 Well, the important thing is that we agree. 106 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:41,700 Let's go. 107 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:42,700 All right, my dog. 108 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,700 [music playing] 109 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:45,700 Fellas. 110 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,700 Hey, you know what, Chloe Francis is? 111 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:48,700 Yeah, right. 112 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:54,700 I am looking for Chloe Francis. 113 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:55,700 How's that going? 114 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:56,700 No, I don't need to be designed for these. 115 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:57,700 I'm her boyfriend. 116 00:04:57,700 --> 00:05:03,700 Well, I think she's a trailer. 117 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:06,700 It's, uh, around the corner. 118 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:08,700 [music playing] 119 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:11,700 [music playing] 120 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:14,700 [music playing] 121 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:17,700 [music playing] 122 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:20,700 [music playing] 123 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:23,700 [music playing] 124 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:25,700 [music playing] 125 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,700 [music playing] 126 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:29,700 Whoa, she's right. 127 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:31,700 [music playing] 128 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:33,700 [music playing] 129 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,700 [music playing] 130 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:38,700 [music playing] 131 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:40,700 She's right. 132 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:42,700 [music playing] 133 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:44,700 [music playing] 134 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:49,700 [music playing] 135 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:50,700 Oh, wait! 136 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:51,700 Oh, wait! 137 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:56,700 Oh, wait. 138 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:58,700 It's not what you think. 139 00:05:58,700 --> 00:05:59,700 Oh, no. 140 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:01,700 I suppose you guys weren't having sex, huh? 141 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:03,700 He was just looking for his keys, I guess. 142 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:05,700 [laughter] 143 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:07,700 If you were working on a scene, you would-- 144 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,700 What kind of scene? 145 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:11,700 You would've seen where you were playing a barnyard animal? 146 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:14,700 [laughter] 147 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:16,700 Oh, you stopped. 148 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:19,700 You're embarrassing me. 149 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:21,700 You're embarrassed. 150 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:23,700 Jesus, call me a thing that makes me. 151 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:25,700 [groaning] 152 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:28,700 [music playing] 153 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:31,700 [music playing] 154 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,700 [music playing] 155 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:39,700 [applause] 156 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:50,700 Come on, buddy. 157 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:53,700 You gotta five through this. 158 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:57,700 Remember, it doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. 159 00:06:57,700 --> 00:07:02,700 Greg, so by the end of this, I should be Mr. Fucking Universe. 160 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:04,700 We'll look on the bright side. 161 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:05,700 You're a writer, right? 162 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:08,700 And all the best love songs were written about breakups. 163 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:10,700 Maybe this will make you a better writer. 164 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:16,700 Jack, I write blowjob pieces for a magazine, okay? 165 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:18,700 All right? 166 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:22,700 We're back talking with TV's latest "It Girl" Chloe Francis. 167 00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:25,700 Chloe, it seems as though you just came out of nowhere 168 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:28,700 and now you've become one of the biggest stars around. 169 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:29,700 How do you handle it? 170 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,700 Oh, well, lucky for me, I've got a great guy. 171 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:34,700 Well, doesn't that ever prove to be difficult? 172 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:35,700 Date in your co-star? 173 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:37,700 Are you kidding? 174 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:38,700 Just the opposite. 175 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:42,700 It makes it quite a very rewarding if you know what I mean. 176 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:43,700 Rewarding? 177 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:45,700 How so? 178 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:48,700 Let's just say he put the beef in beefcake. 179 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:50,700 Oh, my God. 180 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:51,700 [laughing] 181 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:52,700 [laughing] 182 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:56,700 Yeah. 183 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:57,700 Just a second. 184 00:07:57,700 --> 00:07:59,700 Okay, I'm here. 185 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:07,700 [grunting] 186 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:08,700 Hurry! 187 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:10,700 So, how easy? 188 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:13,700 Well, I'm in from the vent to the couch, 189 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:15,700 you know what I guess that's a good sign. 190 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:16,700 Mm-hmm. 191 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:17,700 We've got great news. 192 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:19,700 Chloe called and she's coming to the wedding. 193 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,700 How is that great news? 194 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:23,700 We'll see. I've been working on everybody's charts 195 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:24,700 and-- Oh, boy. 196 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:25,700 Jack! 197 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:27,700 They're meant for each other. 198 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:28,700 Listen. 199 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:30,700 I love you. 200 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:32,700 I love that you know the astrology. 201 00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:36,700 I even love that our sex life is dictated by the moons of Venus. 202 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:38,700 But I beg of you. 203 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:40,700 Do not tell Owen what you just told me. 204 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:44,700 Not Owen and Chloe, Owen and me, Steve. 205 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:46,700 Diane, no. 206 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,700 But you have to. 207 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:49,700 The stars are begging for it. 208 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:50,700 No, they're not. 209 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:52,700 I spoke with the rhymes about last night, 210 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,700 and he specifically said, "Leave it alone." 211 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,700 Do you remember how we met? 212 00:08:57,700 --> 00:08:59,700 Yes. 213 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:02,700 You were standing near that balcony of that party, 214 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:04,700 and I was so nervous coming up to you 215 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:05,700 that I stepped on your foot, 216 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:08,700 and do you remember what he said? 217 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:11,700 I said, "Hey, you just stepped on my foot." 218 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:12,700 Right. 219 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:14,700 And do you remember what I said? 220 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:15,700 Yeah. 221 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:18,700 You said, "Hey, you just stepped on my foot is seven 222 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:19,700 "servables. 223 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:22,700 And seven is your lucky number. 224 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:25,700 For love." 225 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:27,700 Exactly. 226 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:30,700 You see, I was right about us, 227 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:33,700 and I'm right about them. 228 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:35,700 It's different, Diane. 229 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,700 Come on. 230 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:39,700 He's your best man, and she's my maid of honor. 231 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:42,700 I think it might be sweet. 232 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:43,700 Sweet. 233 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:44,700 Come on. 234 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:45,700 You're my best man. 235 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:46,700 She's Diane's maid of honor. 236 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:47,700 I think it might be sweet. 237 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:49,700 You think it might be sweet. 238 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:50,700 I think you might be gay. 239 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:51,700 Come on. 240 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:52,700 You need a date. 241 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:53,700 She needs a date. 242 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:54,700 You see, this is what you want. 243 00:09:54,700 --> 00:09:55,700 I do not need a date. 244 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:56,700 I know where you get this in your head. 245 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:57,700 Great! 246 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:58,700 You're right now. 247 00:09:58,700 --> 00:09:59,700 Keep your back in your hand. 248 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,700 Okay. 249 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,700 Here I get. 250 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:02,700 Here's your walk. 251 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:03,700 Drop your pants, fuck boy. 252 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:04,700 Sorry. 253 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:04,700 What? 254 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:05,700 Drop your pants. 255 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:06,700 Drop them. 256 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:13,700 Turn around. 257 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:17,700 It's a laundry date. 258 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:18,700 All right? 259 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:19,700 Say it. 260 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:20,700 She's late. 261 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:21,700 What are you going to do? 262 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:22,700 What are you going to do? 263 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:23,700 What are you going to do? 264 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:24,700 What are you going to do? 265 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:25,700 What are you going to do? 266 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:26,700 What are you going to do? 267 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:27,700 What are you going to do? 268 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:28,700 What are you going to do? 269 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:29,700 What are you going to do? 270 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:30,700 What are you going to do? 271 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:31,700 What are you going to do? 272 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:32,700 What are you going to do? 273 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:33,700 What are you going to do? 274 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:34,700 What are you going to do? 275 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:35,700 What are you going to do? 276 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:36,700 What are you going to do? 277 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:37,700 What are you going to do? 278 00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:38,700 What are you going to do? 279 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:39,700 What are you going to do? 280 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:40,700 What are you going to do? 281 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:42,700 Say you're teaching brother Nick charming. 282 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:43,700 Charming, buddy. 283 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:44,700 Oh, oh. 284 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:45,700 Hey. 285 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:46,700 Hey. 286 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:50,700 I had to get a picture of my Christmas car, man. 287 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:51,700 Oh, it. 288 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:52,700 Oh, it. 289 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:53,700 Oh, it. 290 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:54,700 Listen. 291 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:56,700 I really think it might be a good idea if you take out Nadine. 292 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:58,700 Mouse, not the time. 293 00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,700 Nadine. 294 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:02,700 Look, Chloe's coming to the wedding. 295 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,700 Chloe's coming to the wedding? 296 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:06,700 Yeah. 297 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:10,700 Chloe's coming to the wedding. 298 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,700 Wow. 299 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:12,700 Hey, man. 300 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:13,700 That's great. 301 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:14,700 He has a really good thing, isn't it? 302 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:15,700 No, I don't think so. 303 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:16,700 I don't know. 304 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:17,700 I did it. 305 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:20,700 And if she's coming to the wedding, that means that she wants to talk about it. 306 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:21,700 She wants to see me. 307 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,700 She's bringing the date. 308 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:26,700 [MUSIC PLAYING] 309 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:28,700 I can't bring the date here. 310 00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:46,700 [MUSIC PLAYING] 311 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:47,700 Hello. 312 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:48,700 Hey. 313 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:49,700 Could I take your coat? 314 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:50,700 Yeah, thank you. 315 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:58,700 Hey. 316 00:11:58,700 --> 00:11:59,700 Hey. 317 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:00,700 Nadine. 318 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:01,700 Oh, and. 319 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:02,700 Wow. 320 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:03,700 Hey. 321 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:04,700 You're beautiful. 322 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:06,700 Thanks. 323 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:07,700 Okay. 324 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:10,700 I just mean I didn't expect you to be pretty. 325 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:11,700 Thanks. 326 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,700 I think. 327 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:17,700 Yeah, because pretty girls, each, they don't go on blind dates. 328 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:18,700 Oh. 329 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:19,700 Why? 330 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:24,700 Because pretty girls have a street life of about ten seconds in New York City. 331 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:25,700 Is that's huh? 332 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:26,700 Yeah. 333 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:29,700 They're like the pure bread dogs at the pound. 334 00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:32,700 They're the ones that go first. 335 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:34,700 [LAUGHTER] 336 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:36,700 Did you just convey me to a dog? 337 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:40,700 You just compared me to a dog. 338 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:42,700 Not in the slightest. 339 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:45,700 I agree. 340 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:48,700 I meant to like a good thing. 341 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:52,700 So Jack tells me that you were intelligent news. 342 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:59,700 Is that correct? 343 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:06,700 You're in the news lady. 344 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:10,700 Hello. 345 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:14,700 You there? 346 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:17,700 Are you not talking to me? 347 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:20,700 You're not going to talk to me? 348 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,700 Unbelievable. 349 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:28,700 If this is about the dog thing, I feel like I shouldn't have to apologize because if that 350 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:29,700 was a compliment. 351 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:30,700 Hello. 352 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,700 Would you like a drink before you order? 353 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:32,700 I don't know. 354 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,700 Helen Keller, would you like a drink? 355 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:39,700 I can't believe this. 356 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:43,700 She's not. 357 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:44,700 Okay. 358 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,700 You know what? 359 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,700 I'll sit here until I'm very sorry about the dog thing. 360 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:52,700 I didn't mean to compare you to a dog or any woman to a dog for that matter. 361 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:53,700 I am sorry. 362 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:54,700 I'll have a gin and tonic, please. 363 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,700 Gin and tonic, okay. 364 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,700 And fizz or? 365 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:01,700 I'm a tall glass water. 366 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:06,700 And I've never before let any of my girlfriends nibble on my ears, but with Chloe, it was fine. 367 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,700 And it was stuff like that. 368 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:09,700 A little thing, you know. 369 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,700 I'm very obsessive compulsive about that kind of stuff. 370 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,700 We were very much in love. 371 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:17,700 I'm going to go to the gym. 372 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,700 I'm doing it. 373 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:22,700 I'm going to do it. 374 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:25,700 I don't know why they do this constantly with the sauce. 375 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:26,700 I'm sorry. 376 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,700 I'm sorry. 377 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:35,700 Use this. 378 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:36,700 Yeah. 379 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:38,700 I'm sorry. 380 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:42,700 See, I have this thing about condiments. 381 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:45,700 You know, ketchup and mustard and mayonnaise. 382 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:46,700 Yeah, I know what they are. 383 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:47,700 I don't understand them. 384 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:51,700 When I order a steak, it's because I want to taste the meat. 385 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,700 Why would I add ketchup? 386 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:54,700 Because it makes it taste better. 387 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:55,700 No, it doesn't. 388 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:59,700 It's like air fresheners and bathroom, you know. 389 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:04,700 People spray a little pine scent, thinking that will hide the smell. 390 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:08,700 When really it just ends up smelling like someone took a shit in a Christmas tree. 391 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:15,700 Oh, yeah, you too. 392 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:24,700 We should do this again sometime, yeah? 393 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:26,700 Yeah, that would be great. 394 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,700 I guess I'll give you a call. 395 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,700 Give me my number. 396 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:31,700 Great. 397 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:32,700 Great. 398 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:39,700 Yeah. 399 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:40,700 Yeah. 400 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,700 I'll just get the next one. 401 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:47,700 Thanks. 402 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:56,700 I don't want to just focus in there, right? 403 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,700 Remember, you're the fox and they're the sheep. 404 00:15:58,700 --> 00:15:59,700 I'm the fox. 405 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,700 You're the fox and they're the sheep. 406 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,700 You don't have to go and try and bang me entire herd. 407 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:07,700 Just pick out one, make a mark, and then I'm not trying to bang anyone. 408 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:12,700 I'm looking for a nice girl, preferably one not in the sheep family to take this wedding. 409 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:15,700 So I don't look like a loser in front of Chloe. 410 00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:16,700 You're the fox. 411 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:17,700 They're the sheep. 412 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:20,700 How do you do it, my tattoos? 413 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,700 No, I like them fine. 414 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:23,700 I don't know. 415 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,700 I'm wondering, what are those marks here? 416 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:29,700 Those are my satties. 417 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:30,700 You're satties? 418 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,700 I cut myself. 419 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,700 You... 420 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:36,700 Ooh. 421 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,700 That's great. 422 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,700 Anyway, uh... 423 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,700 I'm telling you, you're going to meet someone special tonight. 424 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:44,700 I can feel it. 425 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:45,700 Oh, God. 426 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:46,700 Just no way more than it breaks. 427 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:47,700 Hello, love. 428 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:48,700 Hey. 429 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,700 You know what time it is. 430 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,700 No, I'm sorry. 431 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,700 I don't know why it's too. 432 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,700 I love you. 433 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,700 You love me. 434 00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:58,700 Heh. 435 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,700 Peace, John. 436 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:03,700 So you want to check out my gun, huh? 437 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:04,700 Is it loaded? 438 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:05,700 You bet. 439 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:06,700 Really? 440 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:09,700 You might have put my hand on it. 441 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:10,700 Ha ha. 442 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,700 That's a girl. 443 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:13,700 Okay. 444 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,700 Leaving. 445 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,700 You find a day to the wedding in. 446 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:17,700 No. 447 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,700 I have gas. 448 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:22,700 This sucks and you're a freak. 449 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,700 I'm a freak. 450 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:25,700 You're so mad. 451 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,700 You are going to meet your soulmate tonight. 452 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:28,700 Oh, well. 453 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:29,700 That's right. 454 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:30,700 You found him? 455 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,700 Oh, and... 456 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,700 He looks so cute tonight. 457 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:35,700 And now he doesn't. 458 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:36,700 He thinks he looks cute? 459 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:37,700 A little cute. 460 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:42,700 Come on here, please. 461 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:44,700 Don't come over here. 462 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,700 Please don't come over here. 463 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:47,700 Hello? 464 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:48,700 What are you doing? 465 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:49,700 It's great. 466 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:51,700 He says hi, Owen. 467 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,700 Whoa, I'm this place. 468 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:53,700 Bye, Owen. 469 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:54,700 Hey, Owen. 470 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:55,700 Hey. 471 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,700 Hey. 472 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,700 Hey. 473 00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:58,700 How are you? 474 00:17:58,700 --> 00:17:59,700 Good. 475 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:00,700 How are you? 476 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:01,700 I'm really good. 477 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:02,700 Great. 478 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:03,700 Hey. 479 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:04,700 Doesn't... 480 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,700 About the other week. 481 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,700 Now, I'm really sorry at that time. 482 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,700 No, I should be sorry. 483 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:11,700 You're a little rude. 484 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:12,700 Me. 485 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:15,700 You couldn't stop talking about Eric's girlfriend the whole time. 486 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,700 You gave me the silent treatment. 487 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:21,700 You compared our entrees to someone defecating on a Christmas tree? 488 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:22,700 Listen. 489 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:23,700 I don't know if you're going to do your favor. 490 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:24,700 A favor. 491 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:25,700 Yeah. 492 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,700 You know, Jack and Diane had said that you needed a date, right? 493 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,700 So I thought I'd help out. 494 00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,700 [LAUGHS] 495 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:33,700 Look, Owen. 496 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:37,700 I don't know if you're aware of this, but a wedding. 497 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,700 I'm a very emotional time for a woman. 498 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:45,700 We've become incredibly vulnerable and beaker. 499 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,700 What do you say? 500 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:50,700 I'm saying that you could have gotten fucked. 501 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:53,700 [LAUGHS] 502 00:18:53,700 --> 00:19:03,700 I have such a nervous stomach. 503 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,700 [LAUGHS] 504 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,700 [MUSIC PLAYING] 505 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:10,700 [MUSIC PLAYING] 506 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:33,700 She's got some shit along, son. 507 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:34,700 Oh, yeah. 508 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,700 Look at those tits, dude. 509 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:38,700 What do you mean? 510 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:42,700 But the cat don't look like you did not care what the boy was. 511 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:43,700 What? 512 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:44,700 What do you like? 513 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:48,700 [MUSIC PLAYING] 514 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:55,700 Hey. 515 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:57,700 I'll have two glasses of champagne. 516 00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:58,700 Yes, Mrs. 517 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:04,700 Thank you. 518 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:05,700 No, well. 519 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,700 Actually, I prefer beer. 520 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:08,700 Hey, you. 521 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,700 [MUSIC PLAYING] 522 00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:12,700 I guess that's for Robert, right? 523 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:13,700 Roger. 524 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:14,700 Roger that, Roger. 525 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:17,700 [MUSIC PLAYING] 526 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:18,700 It's so loud. 527 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:19,700 Have you been? 528 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:21,700 Yeah, I've been amazing. 529 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:22,700 Yeah. 530 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:23,700 I've been amazing. 531 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:24,700 I've really been amazing. 532 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:26,700 And it's definitely like amazing how great I've been. 533 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,700 That's amazing. 534 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,700 Really. 535 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:33,100 And you are looking you, how are you then? 536 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,700 How have you been? 537 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,700 I've been really good, actually. 538 00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:37,700 Yeah. 539 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,700 I mean, it shows things so great, and I've been really busy. 540 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,700 And I'm on hiatus right now. 541 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:45,700 So finally, I've gotten a chance to just marinate. 542 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,700 Marinate? 543 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,700 Just chilling? 544 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,700 I thought you'd turn into a chicken dish or something. 545 00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:52,700 I wasn't. 546 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,700 I thought you were picking up this little language 547 00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:59,700 and a L.A. that I'm not accustomed to some of the littles. 548 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:00,700 Right. 549 00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:01,700 OK. 550 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:02,700 Well, I should go. 551 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:03,700 Wait, wait, I'm sorry. 552 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:04,700 I'm sorry. 553 00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:06,700 I'm really sorry. 554 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:10,700 Can we just talk for like a second? 555 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,700 Oh, there is nothing to talk about. 556 00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,700 Yeah, there's plenty to talk about. 557 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:16,700 Yes, there is. 558 00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:17,700 What about why? 559 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:20,700 Can we talk about why you did what you did? 560 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:23,700 Do you honestly think this is the time of the place to talk about this? 561 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,700 No, it's not. 562 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:28,700 Oh, and I don't know what else to say to you, except I'm sorry. 563 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:29,700 I'm sorry this is hard for you. 564 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,700 I'm sorry you're hurting. 565 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:33,700 I didn't mean to fall in love with Roger, OK? 566 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:34,700 It just happened. 567 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:35,700 Just happened. 568 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:36,700 Yes. 569 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:39,700 No, spilling your drink just happens. 570 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:41,700 Losing your wallet just happens. 571 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:45,700 But fucking your cult star doesn't just happen. 572 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,700 Thanks. 573 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:53,700 Hey, did they come up with a new word for cruel heartless rhinobich? 574 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:54,700 That was a baby. 575 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:55,700 It was a good guy. 576 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:56,700 It was a good guy. 577 00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:58,700 It's definitely amazing how good I've been. 578 00:21:58,700 --> 00:21:59,700 Can you tell? 579 00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:02,100 (soft music) 580 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:04,440 (soft music) 581 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:31,980 (soft music) 582 00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:34,980 Hey! 583 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:38,980 Looks like we've got a looker! 584 00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:39,980 You talking to me? 585 00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:41,980 You'd love to, I'm a lot of fun. 586 00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:43,980 Uh-huh, we pick a spot on the wall and we focus on it. 587 00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:45,980 Dude, you look at him like that. 588 00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:46,980 Mind your business. 589 00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:48,980 Wait, I have a, I wasn't looking the first one. 590 00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:51,980 I haven't met condition and I was stretching my neck. 591 00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:53,980 Listen, I had perhaps something on the ground, isn't it? 592 00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:55,980 He was looking at me. 593 00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:58,980 No window shopping pal. 594 00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:02,980 That thing is huge. 595 00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:08,980 (soft music) 596 00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:16,980 (soft music) 597 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,980 Oh my god! 598 00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,980 Turn the light out, huh? 599 00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:22,980 It's alright. 600 00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:28,980 (soft music) 601 00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:31,980 Hi, I am Owen. 602 00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:33,980 I'm not really too good at public speaking, 603 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:36,980 so if I could just have one moment of your time, 604 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:41,980 I would like to propose a toast to our bride and groom tonight. 605 00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:47,980 Shakespeare said, "Love comforted like sunshine after rain." 606 00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:52,980 E.E. Cummings said, "Love is the whole and more than all. 607 00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:57,980 My brother, Brady, says, "Love is like a two-on-one, right?" 608 00:23:57,980 --> 00:23:59,980 (laughter) 609 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,980 Hey, lots of people say they've had it, 610 00:24:02,980 --> 00:24:04,980 but very few actually have. 611 00:24:04,980 --> 00:24:10,980 (laughter) 612 00:24:10,980 --> 00:24:14,980 But frankly, love stinks. 613 00:24:14,980 --> 00:24:19,980 I mean, if you think about it's all downhill after the first year, 614 00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:21,980 it's bad morning breath. 615 00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:25,980 God, it's having to remember to leave the toilet seat down. 616 00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:28,980 More often than not, love is what kicks you in the gut 617 00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:31,980 and leaves you left for dead. 618 00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:40,980 (laughter) 619 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:45,980 But love is what makes morning breath taste like wine. 620 00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:48,980 It makes remembering to leave the toilet seat down 621 00:24:48,980 --> 00:24:51,980 a grander gesture than holding the queen's train. 622 00:24:51,980 --> 00:24:54,980 It's the hand that picks you up off the ground. 623 00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:56,980 Love gives us hope. 624 00:24:56,980 --> 00:24:59,980 It's the hope that we'll be able to show ourselves 625 00:24:59,980 --> 00:25:04,980 to someone else and they'll be able to show themselves to us, 626 00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:07,980 and somehow, for some reason, 627 00:25:07,980 --> 00:25:10,980 we'll feel more complete. 628 00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:15,980 In the end, love is what makes us get up in the morning 629 00:25:15,980 --> 00:25:17,980 and try again. 630 00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:21,980 And when I look at these two up here, 631 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:25,980 I can't wait to set my alarm clock for a new day. 632 00:25:25,980 --> 00:25:28,980 So, to Jack and Diane. 633 00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:30,980 (laughter) 634 00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:33,980 (applause) 635 00:25:33,980 --> 00:25:36,980 (music) 636 00:25:36,980 --> 00:25:39,980 (music) 637 00:25:39,980 --> 00:25:43,980 (music) 638 00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:47,980 (music) 639 00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:51,980 (music) 640 00:25:51,980 --> 00:25:55,980 (music) 641 00:25:55,980 --> 00:25:57,980 (music) 642 00:25:57,980 --> 00:26:00,980 That was a beautiful speech he gave earlier. 643 00:26:00,980 --> 00:26:03,980 That wasn't half-bad was it? 644 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:04,980 Not at all. 645 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,980 Actually half-good. 646 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:08,980 That's half-good. 647 00:26:08,980 --> 00:26:10,980 (music) 648 00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:12,980 Let's go get a drink somewhere. 649 00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:13,980 Yeah? 650 00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:14,980 Yeah. 651 00:26:14,980 --> 00:26:17,980 I just feel like I'm dating myself. 652 00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:18,980 Dating yourself. 653 00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:21,980 Seeing my boyfriend Jeffrey and I have brought up six months ago. 654 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:23,980 Why'd you guys better go? 655 00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:27,980 I realized that I really should keep the man in the car somewhere in the day. 656 00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:31,980 I come home and I sit him down and I'm like, 657 00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:33,980 "I can't take this anymore. 658 00:26:33,980 --> 00:26:35,980 I need more." 659 00:26:35,980 --> 00:26:38,980 And you broke your heart, you don't? 660 00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:39,980 No. 661 00:26:39,980 --> 00:26:40,980 No. 662 00:26:40,980 --> 00:26:42,980 He proposed. 663 00:26:42,980 --> 00:26:44,980 Why did you see that come? 664 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:46,980 Yeah, yeah, I mean they do. 665 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:52,980 So anyway, I'm sitting there and I've got all these images going through my head. 666 00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:57,940 My mother is crying and I'm the blushing bride and my father is giving me a 667 00:26:57,940 --> 00:26:58,940 way, you know? 668 00:26:58,940 --> 00:27:00,940 And then it hit me. 669 00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:04,940 You know, I never imagined walking down the aisle with this guy. 670 00:27:04,940 --> 00:27:06,940 You know, I never saw him bouncing on his knee. 671 00:27:06,940 --> 00:27:11,940 You know, it wasn't matching the picture in my head. 672 00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:16,940 So I ended it, that was it. 673 00:27:16,940 --> 00:27:20,940 You tell this guy here gonna leave him unless he proposes to you? 674 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:24,940 And so he does and you break up with him anyway. 675 00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:27,940 I hope we never fall in love. 676 00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:30,940 Don't worry about that. 677 00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:33,940 You really know. 678 00:27:33,940 --> 00:27:35,940 She didn't like to sleep alone. 679 00:27:35,940 --> 00:27:38,940 So on the nights I couldn't be there, she would get the New York Post. 680 00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:43,940 I know, it sounds weird, but yeah, I would suit her. 681 00:27:43,940 --> 00:27:49,940 She would land bad and she would read this newspaper and it would take her mind over being alone. 682 00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:56,140 Anyway, after the whole horrible scene of me walking in on them, I had a side that I'm 683 00:27:56,140 --> 00:28:01,940 gonna forgive her and so I searched all over LA and I find this copy of the New York Post. 684 00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:06,940 And I bring it to her door and I didn't say a word. 685 00:28:06,940 --> 00:28:13,940 I just handed it over to her and she looks at me and says, "I don't get it. 686 00:28:13,940 --> 00:28:16,940 Am I in the paper again or something?" 687 00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:19,940 Oh, God. 688 00:28:19,940 --> 00:28:22,940 It's awful. 689 00:28:22,940 --> 00:28:27,940 Tell me about it. 690 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:30,940 [laughs] 691 00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:32,940 [laughs] 692 00:28:32,940 --> 00:28:34,940 I'm sorry. 693 00:28:34,940 --> 00:28:37,940 You look like you're laughing. 694 00:28:37,940 --> 00:28:40,940 [laughs] 695 00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:45,940 You have great smile in here. 696 00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:46,940 You're welcome. 697 00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:47,940 You're welcome. 698 00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:49,940 Yeah, you're welcome. 699 00:28:49,940 --> 00:28:51,940 [laughs] 700 00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:54,940 All right, so I think we should put a lot of credit. 701 00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:55,940 Yeah. 702 00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:59,940 Listen, I want to thank you for taking the video on me tonight. 703 00:28:59,940 --> 00:29:00,940 I didn't say it. 704 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,940 Hey, it's just, I'm not complaining, you know? 705 00:29:02,940 --> 00:29:03,940 It's like, I'm not any wrong. 706 00:29:03,940 --> 00:29:05,940 I'm not above the cheap affection. 707 00:29:05,940 --> 00:29:10,940 Well, then you're not gonna get a good night kiss from me if that's what I was. 708 00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:12,940 No? 709 00:29:12,940 --> 00:29:13,940 No. 710 00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:15,940 How about a sip of the vodka? 711 00:29:15,940 --> 00:29:17,940 Okay, I was a sign joint. 712 00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:20,940 I'm not gonna want to talk about that. 713 00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:39,940 [music] 714 00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:41,940 What are you telling me here? 715 00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:42,940 Look, it's not a big deal. 716 00:29:42,940 --> 00:29:44,940 It's not like I'm cheating on Diane. 717 00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:45,940 She's some girl in the internet. 718 00:29:45,940 --> 00:29:46,940 It's not that big a deal. 719 00:29:46,940 --> 00:29:48,940 Can I remind you of something you're married? 720 00:29:48,940 --> 00:29:49,940 Look, we talk. 721 00:29:49,940 --> 00:29:50,940 We email each other. 722 00:29:50,940 --> 00:29:51,940 That's it. 723 00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:52,940 What's the email address? 724 00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:53,940 Yeah, like I tell you. 725 00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:54,940 Come on. 726 00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:55,940 We're all friends. 727 00:29:55,940 --> 00:29:56,940 Okay. 728 00:29:56,940 --> 00:29:57,940 Jen, and push you can't have. 729 00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:58,940 Come. 730 00:29:58,940 --> 00:29:59,940 [laughs] 731 00:29:59,940 --> 00:30:01,940 Yo, you ought to try this in and that stuff. 732 00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:03,940 It's almost like real pussy. 733 00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:06,940 I don't know if it's new girlfriend would like that. 734 00:30:06,940 --> 00:30:07,940 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 735 00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:08,940 Hey, Dee? 736 00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:09,940 You banging it? 737 00:30:09,940 --> 00:30:10,940 No. 738 00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:11,940 I'm not sleeping with it. 739 00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:13,940 She's helping me with Chloe. 740 00:30:13,940 --> 00:30:18,940 So if we started sleeping together, then I wouldn't be able to ask 741 00:30:18,940 --> 00:30:19,940 her any advice about Chloe. 742 00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:20,940 Hold on. 743 00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:21,940 Let me get this straight. 744 00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:25,940 You don't want to have sex in this woman, because you want to talk to her about another 745 00:30:25,940 --> 00:30:26,940 woman you're not having sex with. 746 00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:28,940 It's like having a friend in the enemy camp. 747 00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:32,940 You know how you have all these questions you want to ask your girlfriend, but you can't 748 00:30:32,940 --> 00:30:35,940 because, well, because she's your girlfriend. 749 00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:37,940 No. 750 00:30:37,940 --> 00:30:38,940 No. 751 00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:39,940 No, no, no, no, no. 752 00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:40,940 I don't know what people do. 753 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:45,940 See, with her, I can ask all that stuff because we're not on the same team. 754 00:30:45,940 --> 00:30:50,940 We're like two free agents trying to help each other get better contracts. 755 00:30:50,940 --> 00:30:55,940 And I'm learning all kinds of little secrets about how women think. 756 00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:57,940 Secrets, huh? 757 00:30:57,940 --> 00:30:58,940 Hey, do me a favor. 758 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,940 Could you ask your question for me? 759 00:31:00,940 --> 00:31:01,940 No. 760 00:31:01,940 --> 00:31:02,940 I'm serious. 761 00:31:02,940 --> 00:31:03,940 I got all the gentlemen questions. 762 00:31:03,940 --> 00:31:04,940 What's your legitimate question? 763 00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:07,940 I asked her if she thinks 14 inches is too big. 764 00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:09,940 Oh, that hurts. 765 00:31:09,940 --> 00:31:12,940 This is the best Valentine's Day ever. 766 00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:17,940 When you lie to the best Valentine's Day ever. 767 00:31:17,940 --> 00:31:20,940 God, I love you so much. 768 00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:25,940 Oh, I'm a luckiest man in the world. 769 00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:27,940 Jeffrey. 770 00:31:27,940 --> 00:31:28,940 Hi. 771 00:31:28,940 --> 00:31:30,940 Hello, Nadine. 772 00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:32,940 Oh, it's my girlfriend Audrey. 773 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:34,940 Hi, your girlfriend. 774 00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:36,940 She's not your girlfriend. 775 00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:38,940 Please, don't do this. 776 00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:39,940 Hi. 777 00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:41,940 Oh, my God. 778 00:31:41,940 --> 00:31:42,940 Are you okay? 779 00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:43,940 He's fine. 780 00:31:43,940 --> 00:31:45,940 You're not supposed to have a girlfriend right now. 781 00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:46,940 You're supposed to be sitting at home. 782 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:49,940 You need ice cream and pining over me. 783 00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:51,940 Did he tell you that I broke up with him? 784 00:31:51,940 --> 00:31:54,940 Did he tell you that? 785 00:31:54,940 --> 00:31:56,940 Don't give me that luck. 786 00:31:56,940 --> 00:31:57,940 What luck? 787 00:31:57,940 --> 00:32:02,940 That old Nadine, I'm so sorry you're going to end up a weird old lady in the neighborhood who's buying cat food at the local Deli 788 00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:06,940 and everyone laughs at her because they all know she doesn't even have cats. 789 00:32:06,940 --> 00:32:07,940 Look. 790 00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:08,940 Let's go. 791 00:32:08,940 --> 00:32:09,940 Okay. 792 00:32:09,940 --> 00:32:21,940 Why is it that every time someone breaks up with me, I spend the next year of my life trying to get back together with them. 793 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:22,940 But I broke up with him. 794 00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:27,940 You know, and he doesn't want to get back together. 795 00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:29,940 You want to get back together with him? 796 00:32:29,940 --> 00:32:30,940 No. 797 00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:34,940 That's what the point. 798 00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:39,940 The point is he should want to get back together with me. 799 00:32:39,940 --> 00:32:42,940 What are you doing? 800 00:32:42,940 --> 00:32:44,940 You be my Valentine. 801 00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:47,940 Come on. 802 00:32:47,940 --> 00:32:48,940 Come on. 803 00:32:48,940 --> 00:32:49,940 It's Valentine's Day. 804 00:32:49,940 --> 00:32:51,940 You know, we're both single. 805 00:32:51,940 --> 00:32:57,940 So we can either, you know, both go home solo or we can try to stay together and have some fun. 806 00:32:57,940 --> 00:33:00,940 What do we do? 807 00:33:00,940 --> 00:33:02,940 It's anything. 808 00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:07,940 You know, there's something I'm only going to do. 809 00:33:07,940 --> 00:33:08,940 Watch that. 810 00:33:08,940 --> 00:33:10,940 Paint the town red. 811 00:33:10,940 --> 00:33:12,940 Let's paint the town red. 812 00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:13,940 Okay. 813 00:33:13,940 --> 00:33:15,940 You know, my whole life, I've never known exactly what that means. 814 00:33:15,940 --> 00:33:23,940 Oh, it's like in the old movies when the two lovers walk arm and arm down broadway with the lights of the marquee superimposed over them. 815 00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:33,940 [MUSIC] 816 00:33:33,940 --> 00:33:38,940 [MUSIC] 817 00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:43,940 [MUSIC] 818 00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:46,940 All right. 819 00:33:46,940 --> 00:33:47,940 Well, you first. 820 00:33:47,940 --> 00:33:48,940 Oh, mate. 821 00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:49,940 Okay, well then here. 822 00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:50,940 Don't open your saliva. 823 00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:51,940 Okay. 824 00:33:51,940 --> 00:33:58,940 [MUSIC] 825 00:33:58,940 --> 00:34:00,940 What is it, Snoopy? 826 00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:01,940 Yeah. 827 00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:03,940 Oh, hey. 828 00:34:03,940 --> 00:34:05,940 Oh, this is terrific. 829 00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:08,940 Oh, it's because you've got cold heat. 830 00:34:08,940 --> 00:34:12,940 I want one because you, you know, you're scared to get back out there. 831 00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:16,940 You've got cold heat, you know, you have to warm them up. 832 00:34:16,940 --> 00:34:18,940 Help you get back in the game. 833 00:34:18,940 --> 00:34:19,940 This is wonderful. 834 00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:20,940 Oh, thank you so much. 835 00:34:20,940 --> 00:34:21,940 Thank you. 836 00:34:21,940 --> 00:34:22,940 Thank you. 837 00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:23,940 Great. 838 00:34:23,940 --> 00:34:24,940 Oh, okay. 839 00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:25,940 Your turn. 840 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:26,940 All right, here I go. 841 00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:30,940 [MUSIC] 842 00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:32,940 I'm here. 843 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:35,940 Er, do I have a name? 844 00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:37,940 No. 845 00:34:37,940 --> 00:34:49,940 I was thinking that your smile shares me up when I'm down and so I was thinking that the next time you're down, all you need to do is look in that mirror and 846 00:34:49,940 --> 00:34:56,940 show yourself your beautiful smile. 847 00:34:56,940 --> 00:35:01,940 You know, it's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me. 848 00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:02,940 Yeah? 849 00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:05,940 You see, it's beautiful. 850 00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:06,940 Oh, it's beautiful. 851 00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:07,940 I love it. 852 00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:08,940 I love it. 853 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:09,940 I love it. 854 00:35:09,940 --> 00:35:10,940 Thank you. 855 00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:11,940 Thank you. 856 00:35:11,940 --> 00:35:12,940 These are too funny. 857 00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:14,940 Oh, this is so great. 858 00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:15,940 Thank you, Snoopy. 859 00:35:15,940 --> 00:35:16,940 You're very welcome. 860 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:17,940 You're a better? 861 00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:18,940 I feel great. 862 00:35:18,940 --> 00:35:21,940 I know what you really did mean to them. 863 00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:22,940 I hope you knew that. 864 00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:23,940 You think? 865 00:35:23,940 --> 00:35:24,940 I have been very last. 866 00:35:24,940 --> 00:35:25,940 I'm here. 867 00:35:25,940 --> 00:35:26,940 How could you? 868 00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:27,940 How could you? 869 00:35:27,940 --> 00:35:28,940 I'm here. 870 00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:29,940 I'm here. 871 00:35:29,940 --> 00:35:30,940 I'm here. 872 00:35:30,940 --> 00:35:31,940 I'm here. 873 00:35:31,940 --> 00:35:32,940 I'm here. 874 00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:33,940 I'm here. 875 00:35:33,940 --> 00:35:35,940 Because you know, you know, you've never seen a man. 876 00:35:35,940 --> 00:35:37,940 Only Dean, you look so radian today. 877 00:35:37,940 --> 00:35:40,940 Our only Dean, you look so sexy in that dress. 878 00:35:40,940 --> 00:35:42,940 You know, Dean, you have such a great smile. 879 00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:44,940 I'm just thinking you're a good kid. 880 00:35:44,940 --> 00:35:51,940 Are you sure this is OK? 881 00:35:51,940 --> 00:35:52,940 Sure. 882 00:35:52,940 --> 00:35:55,940 You know, they've got-- bring your daughter to work day. 883 00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:57,940 We'll call this, bring your best girlfriend 884 00:35:57,940 --> 00:35:59,940 while you're not sleeping with it to work day. 885 00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:01,940 You can put your eggs and you haven't seen her in lunch 886 00:36:01,940 --> 00:36:04,940 and she cheated on you and now you're going to interview her. 887 00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:06,940 Some fuel no need to sugarcoat it. 888 00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:09,940 Because it's not like I'm sensitive about it at all. 889 00:36:09,940 --> 00:36:12,940 [MUSIC PLAYING] 890 00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:15,940 This way, I actually feel good about this. 891 00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:19,940 I think this interview with Chloe's made good thing for me. 892 00:36:19,940 --> 00:36:22,940 [MUSIC PLAYING] 893 00:36:22,940 --> 00:36:25,940 [MUSIC PLAYING] 894 00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:44,940 Great. 895 00:36:44,940 --> 00:36:45,940 Yeah. 896 00:36:45,940 --> 00:36:46,940 Yeah. 897 00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:50,940 I'm so good. 898 00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:51,940 Thank you. 899 00:36:51,940 --> 00:36:52,940 Good luck. 900 00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:54,940 I need to be in a big camp call. 901 00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:59,940 [MUSIC PLAYING] 902 00:36:59,940 --> 00:37:03,940 Hey you. 903 00:37:03,940 --> 00:37:04,940 How are you? 904 00:37:04,940 --> 00:37:05,940 Very. 905 00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:06,940 Nice to see you. 906 00:37:06,940 --> 00:37:08,940 I cannot believe you're doing this interview. 907 00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:10,940 Oh, I'm so sorry. 908 00:37:10,940 --> 00:37:11,940 I got some help. 909 00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:12,940 I got some makeup on the middle face. 910 00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:13,940 No, it's OK. 911 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:14,940 No, it's a black look. 912 00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:15,940 No, it's OK. 913 00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:16,940 Here, I'll come here. 914 00:37:16,940 --> 00:37:17,940 No. 915 00:37:17,940 --> 00:37:18,940 Spain you won't come off. 916 00:37:18,940 --> 00:37:19,940 I can't touch it. 917 00:37:19,940 --> 00:37:20,940 I can't touch it. 918 00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:21,940 Is it on my u- 919 00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:22,940 Oh, my on my. 920 00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:23,940 No, it's all right. 921 00:37:23,940 --> 00:37:24,940 I don't need to. 922 00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:25,940 No, no. 923 00:37:25,940 --> 00:37:27,940 It's not really got me. 924 00:37:27,940 --> 00:37:28,940 No, I'm OK. 925 00:37:28,940 --> 00:37:29,940 I'm OK. 926 00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:30,940 Really. 927 00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:32,940 It's OK. 928 00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:34,940 It's OK. 929 00:37:34,940 --> 00:37:36,940 It's going to be a great interview. 930 00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:38,940 Yeah. 931 00:37:46,940 --> 00:37:48,940 Would you like some for good drink? 932 00:37:48,940 --> 00:37:49,940 Yes. 933 00:37:49,940 --> 00:37:50,940 Water would be fine. 934 00:37:50,940 --> 00:37:52,940 Thank you. 935 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:57,940 So basically, what I'm going to do is lob up some softball 936 00:37:57,940 --> 00:37:59,940 questions that will make you look good. 937 00:37:59,940 --> 00:38:02,940 We'll promote your TV show and hopefully sell some of my 938 00:38:02,940 --> 00:38:03,940 magazines. 939 00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:04,940 OK. 940 00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:05,940 So should we get started? 941 00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:07,940 That sounds great. 942 00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:10,940 And I'll do my best to put on a fake smile while I suffer through 943 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:13,940 the same dumbass questions that I've answered 500 other times. 944 00:38:13,940 --> 00:38:14,940 Fantastic. 945 00:38:14,940 --> 00:38:18,940 Let's get started. 946 00:38:18,940 --> 00:38:24,940 How much better is your life now than before you were famous? 947 00:38:24,940 --> 00:38:26,940 I mean, there's no comparison. 948 00:38:26,940 --> 00:38:29,940 I mean, I've always been really hot so people kissed my 949 00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:30,940 ass my whole life. 950 00:38:30,940 --> 00:38:33,940 But now that I'm famous, I mean, it's on a whole other level. 951 00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:35,940 No, everybody kisses my ass. 952 00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:36,940 Even me. 953 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:39,940 And I had my heart ripped out by you. 954 00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:41,940 [LAUGHTER] 955 00:38:41,940 --> 00:38:44,940 See how great it is? 956 00:38:44,940 --> 00:38:45,940 I sure do. 957 00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:48,940 Now, what's up next for you? 958 00:38:48,940 --> 00:38:51,940 Well, my publicist and I decided to tell everyone that I'm 959 00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:54,940 taking small parts in smart indie movies. 960 00:38:54,940 --> 00:38:57,940 But really? 961 00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:04,940 I gave the studio exec in LA the blowjob of his life last 962 00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:05,940 week. 963 00:39:05,940 --> 00:39:08,940 And I am positive that I'm going to get the lead in their 964 00:39:08,940 --> 00:39:09,940 summer blockbuster. 965 00:39:09,940 --> 00:39:13,940 [MUSIC PLAYING] 966 00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:19,940 Would you like something to drink? 967 00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:20,940 Huh? 968 00:39:20,940 --> 00:39:22,940 So you ready to get started? 969 00:39:22,940 --> 00:39:25,940 I think I can't believe you just walked out. 970 00:39:25,940 --> 00:39:28,940 I mean, you didn't even finish the interview. 971 00:39:28,940 --> 00:39:29,940 No. 972 00:39:29,940 --> 00:39:31,940 I didn't even start the interview. 973 00:39:31,940 --> 00:39:32,940 Oh. 974 00:39:32,940 --> 00:39:34,940 Come on. 975 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,940 Isn't that bad? 976 00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:37,940 No, wasn't that bad? 977 00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:39,940 No, I guess you're right. 978 00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:40,940 No, I'm not that bad. 979 00:39:40,940 --> 00:39:42,940 She could have ignored the fact that I was a love of her life 980 00:39:42,940 --> 00:39:44,940 and treated me like a fan instead. 981 00:39:44,940 --> 00:39:45,940 Don't know, wait. 982 00:39:45,940 --> 00:39:46,940 Yes, that's what she did. 983 00:39:46,940 --> 00:39:47,940 She did do that. 984 00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:48,940 Maybe just help, big guy. 985 00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:56,940 To complete idiot's guide to a healthy relationship. 986 00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:58,940 You're a stupid asshole. 987 00:39:58,940 --> 00:39:59,940 What? 988 00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:04,940 Nice one, Jack. 989 00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:11,940 [SIGHS] 990 00:40:11,940 --> 00:40:15,940 You know, he's only trying to help. 991 00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:18,940 Yeah, well, maybe he should clean his own house 992 00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:20,940 before he starts trying to clean mine. 993 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:21,940 What is that supposed to mean? 994 00:40:21,940 --> 00:40:23,940 He needs a don't need his help, I'm fine. 995 00:40:23,940 --> 00:40:25,940 Oh, you're fine. 996 00:40:25,940 --> 00:40:27,940 That isn't big as joke I've ever heard. 997 00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:29,940 I mean, honestly, I wanted to be six months. 998 00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:31,940 I'm sorry, six months and what? 999 00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:33,940 And your acting is if this grows some God. 1000 00:40:33,940 --> 00:40:34,940 And she's not. 1001 00:40:34,940 --> 00:40:36,940 Do you think I still want to be in love with her? 1002 00:40:36,940 --> 00:40:39,940 Because believe me, I want nothing more than to be over this thing. 1003 00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:41,940 I don't think so, Owen. 1004 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,940 Okay, I think that you like the pain. 1005 00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:45,940 Okay, I think you thrive on it. 1006 00:40:45,940 --> 00:40:48,940 I think you feel like pining over her is the same thing as having her 1007 00:40:48,940 --> 00:40:49,940 and it's not. 1008 00:40:49,940 --> 00:40:50,940 You know what? 1009 00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:51,940 You know me so well, right? 1010 00:40:51,940 --> 00:40:52,940 Yeah, you want to talk. 1011 00:40:52,940 --> 00:40:55,940 A little bit of scum dating myself, whatever that means. 1012 00:40:55,940 --> 00:40:56,940 It means I'm moving on with my life. 1013 00:40:56,940 --> 00:40:57,940 You moving on? 1014 00:40:57,940 --> 00:40:58,940 Yeah. 1015 00:40:58,940 --> 00:41:02,940 Please, I saw you with Jeffrey and you're not moving on to anything. 1016 00:41:02,940 --> 00:41:07,940 And one day you're going to realize that being alone is not some new age growth experience. 1017 00:41:07,940 --> 00:41:10,940 At least I'm still not hung up on someone who cheated on me. 1018 00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:12,940 No, Jesus, Owen, how much more of a doormat can you be? 1019 00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:13,940 I'm a doormat? 1020 00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:15,940 Yeah, you're a manipulator. 1021 00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:16,940 What? 1022 00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:17,940 That's right. 1023 00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:19,940 You have this childhood fantasy of I'd love to be engaged. 1024 00:41:19,940 --> 00:41:21,940 And so you make this poor guy propose to you and then what do you do? 1025 00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:27,940 You put your hand in his chest, you grab hold of his heart, and you squeeze the life out of it. 1026 00:41:27,940 --> 00:41:28,940 That is true. 1027 00:41:28,940 --> 00:41:33,940 Well. 1028 00:41:33,940 --> 00:41:40,940 He cheated on me, Owen. 1029 00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:44,940 He cheated on me. 1030 00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:47,940 Okay? 1031 00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:50,940 Good. 1032 00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:57,940 Hey. 1033 00:41:57,940 --> 00:41:59,940 Hey, look at me. 1034 00:41:59,940 --> 00:42:00,940 Look at me. 1035 00:42:00,940 --> 00:42:04,940 [LAUGHTER] 1036 00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:05,940 See? 1037 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:08,940 You're going to hook another disease, because I put the... 1038 00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:09,940 For you. 1039 00:42:09,940 --> 00:42:10,940 I'm sorry. 1040 00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:12,940 Why didn't you tell me that? 1041 00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:15,940 I'm yelling in the street like a madman. 1042 00:42:15,940 --> 00:42:17,940 I'm so sorry. 1043 00:42:17,940 --> 00:42:20,940 I hear you said you'd care. 1044 00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:35,940 [MUSIC] 1045 00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:43,940 Don't ever get married, Owen, because all those little minor annoyances that you can deal with while you're dating, don't get any smaller. 1046 00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:44,940 They get bigger. 1047 00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:46,940 A lot bigger. 1048 00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:47,940 God bless America. 1049 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:48,940 I still have my computer. 1050 00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:49,940 God bless us all. 1051 00:42:49,940 --> 00:42:52,940 What do you even write to this girl about? 1052 00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:53,940 Life? 1053 00:42:53,940 --> 00:42:54,940 Life. 1054 00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:56,940 You write to her about life? 1055 00:42:56,940 --> 00:42:58,940 Well, that's deep. 1056 00:42:58,940 --> 00:43:02,940 I didn't realize you and Miss Nietzsche were tackling such complex issues. 1057 00:43:02,940 --> 00:43:05,940 Well, they're not always so complex if you know what I mean. 1058 00:43:05,940 --> 00:43:06,940 How do you... 1059 00:43:06,940 --> 00:43:07,940 You haven't slept with her. 1060 00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:08,940 Have you, Jack? 1061 00:43:08,940 --> 00:43:09,940 Not exactly. 1062 00:43:09,940 --> 00:43:10,940 Not exactly. 1063 00:43:10,940 --> 00:43:13,940 It's pretty exact science. 1064 00:43:13,940 --> 00:43:14,940 No. 1065 00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:16,940 Well, what we started to. 1066 00:43:16,940 --> 00:43:19,940 Well, well, well, we started to. 1067 00:43:19,940 --> 00:43:22,940 Well, you know, do it over the computer. 1068 00:43:22,940 --> 00:43:23,940 Yeah. 1069 00:43:23,940 --> 00:43:25,940 That is so... 1070 00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:27,940 What are you doing? 1071 00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:28,940 How does that work? 1072 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:35,940 Well, you talked each other and you get worked up and then, you know, go to the bathroom. 1073 00:43:35,940 --> 00:43:37,940 Oh, that's disgusting. 1074 00:43:37,940 --> 00:43:39,940 You do that at work, man. 1075 00:43:39,940 --> 00:43:41,940 What's a big deal, huh? 1076 00:43:41,940 --> 00:43:42,940 Oh, I forgot. 1077 00:43:42,940 --> 00:43:45,940 I'm talking to the guy that won't even sit down on a public toilet. 1078 00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:47,940 Yeah, and now you know why. 1079 00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:55,940 Hey, I reckon you can say Louis. 1080 00:43:55,940 --> 00:43:59,940 Clank, clank, clank, when the trolley... 1081 00:43:59,940 --> 00:44:02,940 Ding, ding, ding, ding, with the bell. 1082 00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:04,940 Okay, I'll wait till you get here. 1083 00:44:04,940 --> 00:44:05,940 Bye. 1084 00:44:05,940 --> 00:44:08,940 Hi, Owen. 1085 00:44:08,940 --> 00:44:10,940 It's Chloe. 1086 00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:15,940 Hi, Dad. 1087 00:44:15,940 --> 00:44:20,940 She called me. 1088 00:44:20,940 --> 00:44:23,940 Chloe called me. 1089 00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:25,940 Would you like to hear it? 1090 00:44:25,940 --> 00:44:26,940 You recorded her, Miss? 1091 00:44:26,940 --> 00:44:29,940 I always record memorable messages. 1092 00:44:29,940 --> 00:44:30,940 Of course you do. 1093 00:44:30,940 --> 00:44:31,940 Because you're a freak. 1094 00:44:31,940 --> 00:44:33,940 Sit down and listen closely. 1095 00:44:33,940 --> 00:44:35,940 Hi, Owen. 1096 00:44:35,940 --> 00:44:37,940 It's Chloe. 1097 00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:40,940 I gotta talk to you. 1098 00:44:40,940 --> 00:44:45,940 I really need to ask you something, and I hope you can put the Paris behind us if we can talk about it. 1099 00:44:45,940 --> 00:44:47,940 Future. 1100 00:44:47,940 --> 00:44:50,940 That's good, right? 1101 00:44:50,940 --> 00:44:53,940 I don't know. 1102 00:44:53,940 --> 00:44:56,940 Do you hear the earnings in their voice? 1103 00:44:56,940 --> 00:44:58,940 I can hear the earnings. 1104 00:44:58,940 --> 00:44:59,940 Maybe. 1105 00:44:59,940 --> 00:45:01,940 I'm talking about the future. 1106 00:45:01,940 --> 00:45:02,940 Owen. 1107 00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:03,940 What? 1108 00:45:03,940 --> 00:45:08,940 I could hear the earnings. 1109 00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:10,940 Well, I'm so glad. 1110 00:45:10,940 --> 00:45:13,940 Because I thought I was the only one. 1111 00:45:13,940 --> 00:45:16,940 Come on, let's hear it again. 1112 00:45:16,940 --> 00:45:17,940 It's five more times. 1113 00:45:17,940 --> 00:45:18,940 One, don't we? 1114 00:45:18,940 --> 00:45:19,940 Hey, Chloe. 1115 00:45:19,940 --> 00:45:20,940 Hi. 1116 00:45:20,940 --> 00:45:21,940 Hey. 1117 00:45:21,940 --> 00:45:23,940 Oh, all right. 1118 00:45:23,940 --> 00:45:29,940 Chloe, you're a six planet, and must be circling my second move. 1119 00:45:29,940 --> 00:45:31,940 Hey, Chloe. 1120 00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:32,940 Cheers. 1121 00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:33,940 Good to see you. 1122 00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:34,940 What are you like? 1123 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:35,940 Really good. 1124 00:45:35,940 --> 00:45:38,940 Your baby, your Chloe, your good to go. 1125 00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:40,940 Make my heart speed up from beating slow. 1126 00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:43,940 Yo, your Chloe, what's up, girl? 1127 00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:45,940 Still got that good hair, girl. 1128 00:45:45,940 --> 00:45:46,940 Me? 1129 00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:47,940 You know. 1130 00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:50,940 Hey. 1131 00:45:50,940 --> 00:45:51,940 Hey. 1132 00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:52,940 Hey. 1133 00:45:52,940 --> 00:45:53,940 Hey. 1134 00:45:53,940 --> 00:45:54,940 Oh, hey. 1135 00:45:54,940 --> 00:45:58,940 Thank you so much for meeting me. 1136 00:45:58,940 --> 00:45:59,940 Hey, that's it. 1137 00:45:59,940 --> 00:46:00,940 Thank you. 1138 00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:01,940 Terrific. 1139 00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:02,940 Um, I'll just have a glass of water. 1140 00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:03,940 Thanks. 1141 00:46:03,940 --> 00:46:04,940 Okay. 1142 00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:05,940 Hey. 1143 00:46:05,940 --> 00:46:06,940 Hey. 1144 00:46:06,940 --> 00:46:07,940 Hey. 1145 00:46:07,940 --> 00:46:08,940 You look good. 1146 00:46:08,940 --> 00:46:09,940 Well, thank you. 1147 00:46:09,940 --> 00:46:10,940 You do. 1148 00:46:10,940 --> 00:46:11,940 Listen, I'm sorry. 1149 00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:14,940 I'm really sorry about everything that's happened. 1150 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:17,940 Oh, and if anyone has to apologize with me. 1151 00:46:17,940 --> 00:46:18,940 Ah. 1152 00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:19,940 I've been a real ass. 1153 00:46:19,940 --> 00:46:25,940 Look, it's like you said, the past is the past, the important things, the future, right? 1154 00:46:25,940 --> 00:46:28,940 You have always been so understanding. 1155 00:46:28,940 --> 00:46:31,940 It's no wonder I've found love in the first place. 1156 00:46:31,940 --> 00:46:33,940 Can you forgive me for everything? 1157 00:46:33,940 --> 00:46:34,940 Of course I can. 1158 00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:35,940 Chloe. 1159 00:46:35,940 --> 00:46:36,940 Really? 1160 00:46:36,940 --> 00:46:37,940 That's what love is, isn't it? 1161 00:46:37,940 --> 00:46:38,940 It's forgiveness. 1162 00:46:38,940 --> 00:46:43,940 I'm so happy to hear you say that because I have to ask you something. 1163 00:46:43,940 --> 00:46:45,940 Yeah, anything. 1164 00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:54,940 Well, after you left my photo shoot last week, some guy from your magazine came into the interview. 1165 00:46:54,940 --> 00:46:57,940 And he is such an asshole. 1166 00:46:57,940 --> 00:47:02,940 I said some stupid things to him after Roger and I had some dumb fight. 1167 00:47:02,940 --> 00:47:06,940 And now he's threatening to use in the article. 1168 00:47:06,940 --> 00:47:08,940 This is about the article. 1169 00:47:08,940 --> 00:47:10,940 Well, yeah. 1170 00:47:10,940 --> 00:47:12,940 Oh. 1171 00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:15,940 Oh, and. 1172 00:47:15,940 --> 00:47:18,940 You thought that. 1173 00:47:18,940 --> 00:47:23,940 No, that's okay. 1174 00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:25,940 I'm sorry. 1175 00:47:25,940 --> 00:47:27,940 I thought you knew. 1176 00:47:27,940 --> 00:47:29,940 You what? 1177 00:47:29,940 --> 00:47:31,940 Roger and I. 1178 00:47:31,940 --> 00:47:35,940 We're so late. 1179 00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:39,940 Are you? 1180 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,940 I'm so happy to hear that. 1181 00:47:41,940 --> 00:47:43,940 I'm so happy for you. 1182 00:47:43,940 --> 00:47:50,940 Oh, and. 1183 00:47:50,940 --> 00:47:51,940 Does this mean you-- 1184 00:47:51,940 --> 00:47:53,940 I fixed the article. 1185 00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:55,940 Yeah. 1186 00:47:55,940 --> 00:47:57,940 Thank you. 1187 00:47:57,940 --> 00:48:02,940 Oh, and you're so great. 1188 00:48:02,940 --> 00:48:04,940 You're so great. 1189 00:48:04,940 --> 00:48:05,940 You're so great. 1190 00:48:05,940 --> 00:48:07,940 But you can find something. 1191 00:48:07,940 --> 00:48:08,940 You can find something. 1192 00:48:08,940 --> 00:48:09,940 You can find something. 1193 00:48:09,940 --> 00:48:10,940 Everyone is. 1194 00:48:10,940 --> 00:48:11,940 But. 1195 00:48:11,940 --> 00:48:13,940 It's what if I don't. 1196 00:48:13,940 --> 00:48:15,940 What if she was it? 1197 00:48:15,940 --> 00:48:29,940 I want to come here. 1198 00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:31,940 Come here. 1199 00:48:31,940 --> 00:48:32,940 Come here. 1200 00:48:32,940 --> 00:48:33,940 Come on. 1201 00:48:42,940 --> 00:48:45,940 What do you see? 1202 00:48:45,940 --> 00:48:50,940 Broken hearted man and a woman playing with a phallic symbol. 1203 00:48:50,940 --> 00:48:52,940 Come on. 1204 00:48:52,940 --> 00:48:53,940 Come on. 1205 00:48:53,940 --> 00:48:54,940 What do you see? 1206 00:48:54,940 --> 00:48:55,940 Look at your butt. 1207 00:48:55,940 --> 00:48:57,940 Just a simple bottle of kitchen. 1208 00:48:57,940 --> 00:48:58,940 And we'll go on the table with me. 1209 00:48:58,940 --> 00:48:59,940 Look closely. 1210 00:48:59,940 --> 00:49:02,940 Over here we have the front and the label. 1211 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,940 Go over to the side and there's no label. 1212 00:49:05,940 --> 00:49:07,940 Just clear glass. 1213 00:49:07,940 --> 00:49:10,940 And we move over here to the bottom. 1214 00:49:10,940 --> 00:49:17,940 And we move over here to the back and we see all the ingredients. 1215 00:49:17,940 --> 00:49:22,940 We, summoning the spirit of dead tomatoes here or what? 1216 00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:27,940 The point is, when it's staying with you and Chloe, 1217 00:49:27,940 --> 00:49:31,940 I just think you're not looking at it from the right perspective. 1218 00:49:31,940 --> 00:49:34,940 You know, maybe it's a timing. 1219 00:49:34,940 --> 00:49:35,940 It wasn't right for you guys. 1220 00:49:35,940 --> 00:49:37,940 You know? 1221 00:49:37,940 --> 00:49:48,940 Maybe, you know, there's someone out there who's just perfect for you. 1222 00:49:48,940 --> 00:50:03,940 And you just can't see it because you're not looking at it from the right angle. 1223 00:50:03,940 --> 00:50:08,940 You've ever married, come? 1224 00:50:08,940 --> 00:50:10,940 What a hair starry. 1225 00:50:10,940 --> 00:50:13,940 I've never made that girl. 1226 00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:21,940 You see, I'll bring your flowers and put it thanks. 1227 00:50:21,940 --> 00:50:25,940 We talk for hours, they don't let me nothing. 1228 00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:32,940 You've got to choose. 1229 00:50:32,940 --> 00:50:39,940 I want to give all my toys to do. 1230 00:50:39,940 --> 00:50:44,940 Now don't you wave your precious charm. 1231 00:50:44,940 --> 00:50:47,940 Unless you're right here, baby. 1232 00:50:47,940 --> 00:50:52,940 And my heart, baby, you've got to choose. 1233 00:50:52,940 --> 00:50:57,940 I can't keep walking through these revolving doors. 1234 00:50:57,940 --> 00:51:02,940 I only want to give you what you asked me for. 1235 00:51:02,940 --> 00:51:06,940 Tell that to the guys and they better get white. 1236 00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:13,940 Put me in the pocket of your paradise. 1237 00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:16,940 I spoke to her again last night. 1238 00:51:16,940 --> 00:51:19,940 I think we might be right for each other. 1239 00:51:19,940 --> 00:51:21,940 Really, a shooting in the soul too? 1240 00:51:21,940 --> 00:51:24,940 I don't know if it's all you want, but we have a real connection. 1241 00:51:24,940 --> 00:51:26,940 I don't know if it's wrong with him. 1242 00:51:26,940 --> 00:51:29,940 He's been so weird lately. 1243 00:51:29,940 --> 00:51:31,940 You know, it's not just him. 1244 00:51:31,940 --> 00:51:35,940 It's me. I feel like my Mercury's been in retrograde for a year now. 1245 00:51:35,940 --> 00:51:36,940 I can't talk to him. 1246 00:51:36,940 --> 00:51:39,940 Well, I just feel so trapped and incredibly obligated. 1247 00:51:39,940 --> 00:51:42,940 It's like I never get to just be me anymore. 1248 00:51:42,940 --> 00:51:43,940 I have to be us. 1249 00:51:43,940 --> 00:51:46,940 I am. You love being an us. 1250 00:51:46,940 --> 00:51:47,940 The whole time I'm known you're you. 1251 00:51:47,940 --> 00:51:48,940 We're always wanted to be an us. 1252 00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:50,940 You hate being the you. 1253 00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:52,940 I don't know why. 1254 00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:55,940 Look, you got to talk to him, okay? 1255 00:51:55,940 --> 00:51:58,940 It's a fiber going. 1256 00:51:58,940 --> 00:52:00,940 It's like really good. 1257 00:52:00,940 --> 00:52:02,940 You look healthy. 1258 00:52:02,940 --> 00:52:03,940 It's not me. 1259 00:52:03,940 --> 00:52:05,940 Really, it's the catch up. 1260 00:52:05,940 --> 00:52:06,940 What do you hate catch up? 1261 00:52:06,940 --> 00:52:07,940 Yeah, sure. 1262 00:52:07,940 --> 00:52:08,940 To eat. 1263 00:52:08,940 --> 00:52:10,940 However, I've been told that if you look at catch up from the right angle, 1264 00:52:10,940 --> 00:52:11,940 they can have magical powers. 1265 00:52:11,940 --> 00:52:13,940 I tried to give him a floss if you listen. 1266 00:52:13,940 --> 00:52:15,940 If you sleep on it. 1267 00:52:15,940 --> 00:52:16,940 It worked. 1268 00:52:16,940 --> 00:52:17,940 You look great. 1269 00:52:17,940 --> 00:52:18,940 You need any? 1270 00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:19,940 He's a guy. 1271 00:52:19,940 --> 00:52:20,940 No, how he looks. 1272 00:52:20,940 --> 00:52:21,940 Oh, that's right. 1273 00:52:21,940 --> 00:52:23,940 You only look at other women these days. 1274 00:52:23,940 --> 00:52:28,940 I had a date. 1275 00:52:28,940 --> 00:52:29,940 You what? 1276 00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:31,940 I mean, it's great. 1277 00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:33,940 It's a blind date. 1278 00:52:33,940 --> 00:52:35,940 Oh. 1279 00:52:35,940 --> 00:52:36,940 Mm. 1280 00:52:36,940 --> 00:52:37,940 Was she pretty? 1281 00:52:37,940 --> 00:52:38,940 No, shot. 1282 00:52:38,940 --> 00:52:41,940 Pretty girls don't go on blind date. 1283 00:52:41,940 --> 00:52:45,940 So, was she pretty? 1284 00:52:45,940 --> 00:52:47,940 Um, she was cute. 1285 00:52:47,940 --> 00:52:48,940 She was cute and pretty. 1286 00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:49,940 She went not beautiful, right? 1287 00:52:49,940 --> 00:52:50,940 Oh, my God. 1288 00:52:50,940 --> 00:52:51,940 You're a lunatic. 1289 00:52:51,940 --> 00:52:52,940 All right, so tell me more. 1290 00:52:52,940 --> 00:52:53,940 I wouldn't know all of you too. 1291 00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:54,940 It was weird. 1292 00:52:54,940 --> 00:53:03,940 You know, I'm definitely a little bit rusty. 1293 00:53:03,940 --> 00:53:04,940 Oh, that's cute. 1294 00:53:04,940 --> 00:53:06,940 What happened? 1295 00:53:06,940 --> 00:53:08,940 It's just your typical day. 1296 00:53:08,940 --> 00:53:09,940 Nice dinner. 1297 00:53:09,940 --> 00:53:10,940 Some drinks. 1298 00:53:10,940 --> 00:53:11,940 And then I took her home. 1299 00:53:11,940 --> 00:53:13,940 He took her home? 1300 00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:14,940 Mm-hmm. 1301 00:53:14,940 --> 00:53:15,940 It was weird, you know. 1302 00:53:15,940 --> 00:53:17,940 She got there and we started kissing. 1303 00:53:17,940 --> 00:53:19,940 And I'm thinking I'm going to close this deal. 1304 00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:21,940 And she stops me. 1305 00:53:21,940 --> 00:53:22,940 Why? 1306 00:53:22,940 --> 00:53:23,940 Why? 1307 00:53:23,940 --> 00:53:25,940 If I knew the answer to that and all the other mysteries 1308 00:53:25,940 --> 00:53:27,940 of the female mine, I wouldn't be in this position to be ch- 1309 00:53:27,940 --> 00:53:29,940 Blah, blah, blah, what happened? 1310 00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:31,940 I'm going to get it going again. 1311 00:53:31,940 --> 00:53:33,940 I said something real nice. 1312 00:53:33,940 --> 00:53:34,940 You said something nice, huh? 1313 00:53:34,940 --> 00:53:35,940 What did you say? 1314 00:53:35,940 --> 00:53:37,940 I said, I had a nice time. 1315 00:53:37,940 --> 00:53:38,940 No, I-- 1316 00:53:38,940 --> 00:53:41,940 Well, how should I put this? 1317 00:53:41,940 --> 00:53:46,940 I was just about to advance the troops when she stopped me again. 1318 00:53:46,940 --> 00:53:47,940 So I said, listen. 1319 00:53:47,940 --> 00:53:49,940 Don't let me guess. 1320 00:53:49,940 --> 00:53:51,940 He said something nice. 1321 00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:55,940 I said, we should do this again and soon. 1322 00:53:55,940 --> 00:53:58,940 I knew it. 1323 00:53:58,940 --> 00:54:00,940 You're a pig, just like the rest of them. 1324 00:54:00,940 --> 00:54:02,940 What are you so upset about? 1325 00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:04,940 I'm not upset. 1326 00:54:04,940 --> 00:54:08,940 Oh, I understand. 1327 00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:10,940 You understand what? 1328 00:54:10,940 --> 00:54:11,940 I'm not upset. 1329 00:54:11,940 --> 00:54:12,940 I'm not upset. 1330 00:54:12,940 --> 00:54:13,940 Please. 1331 00:54:13,940 --> 00:54:14,940 Tell me, what do you understand? 1332 00:54:14,940 --> 00:54:16,940 Are you jealous? 1333 00:54:16,940 --> 00:54:17,940 No. 1334 00:54:17,940 --> 00:54:18,940 You're pretty good. 1335 00:54:18,940 --> 00:54:19,940 I mean, it's perfectly understandable. 1336 00:54:19,940 --> 00:54:21,940 We've been spending plenty of time together. 1337 00:54:21,940 --> 00:54:22,940 We've gotten very close. 1338 00:54:22,940 --> 00:54:24,940 And hey, listen, you have every right to be a little bit of a pig. 1339 00:54:24,940 --> 00:54:25,940 You're a pig. 1340 00:54:25,940 --> 00:54:26,940 Because you lied to her. 1341 00:54:26,940 --> 00:54:28,940 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1342 00:54:28,940 --> 00:54:29,940 You're a pig. 1343 00:54:29,940 --> 00:54:30,940 Is that the right time? 1344 00:54:30,940 --> 00:54:33,940 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1345 00:54:33,940 --> 00:54:34,940 Right. 1346 00:54:34,940 --> 00:54:35,940 I didn't lie. 1347 00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:36,940 Yes, you did. 1348 00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:37,940 OK. 1349 00:54:37,940 --> 00:54:39,940 You made a believe that you saw things that you didn't feel. 1350 00:54:39,940 --> 00:54:42,940 You know what? 1351 00:54:42,940 --> 00:54:44,940 You know you're absolutely right. 1352 00:54:44,940 --> 00:54:47,940 But, don't you see what this means? 1353 00:54:47,940 --> 00:54:52,940 I went on a date, and it wasn't a disaster. 1354 00:54:52,940 --> 00:54:54,940 It's because of you. 1355 00:54:54,940 --> 00:54:56,940 It's the catch-up bottle. 1356 00:54:56,940 --> 00:54:59,940 I changed the perspective. 1357 00:54:59,940 --> 00:55:02,940 I can't believe you just saw that. 1358 00:55:02,940 --> 00:55:05,940 What? 1359 00:55:05,940 --> 00:55:09,940 It's just a stupid name. 1360 00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:12,940 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1361 00:55:12,940 --> 00:55:25,940 What was that all about? 1362 00:55:25,940 --> 00:55:26,940 Just forget it. 1363 00:55:26,940 --> 00:55:27,940 I'm a stupid man. 1364 00:55:27,940 --> 00:55:29,940 Look, I told you it's nothing. 1365 00:55:29,940 --> 00:55:30,940 Just get around. 1366 00:55:30,940 --> 00:55:31,940 OK. 1367 00:55:31,940 --> 00:55:33,940 We're gotten. 1368 00:55:33,940 --> 00:55:34,940 You see? 1369 00:55:34,940 --> 00:55:37,940 That's why you're a stupid man, because I tell you to forget it. 1370 00:55:37,940 --> 00:55:39,940 I know what he's in. 1371 00:55:39,940 --> 00:55:41,940 Forget it. 1372 00:55:41,940 --> 00:55:44,940 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1373 00:55:44,940 --> 00:55:46,940 Forget it. 1374 00:55:46,940 --> 00:55:48,940 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1375 00:55:48,940 --> 00:55:49,940 Forget it. 1376 00:55:49,940 --> 00:55:51,940 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1377 00:55:51,940 --> 00:55:53,940 Jack, come here. 1378 00:55:53,940 --> 00:55:55,940 I remember when we were starting out, 1379 00:55:55,940 --> 00:55:57,940 how strong our love was. 1380 00:55:57,940 --> 00:55:59,940 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1381 00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:02,940 I remember as promising each other that we'd never 1382 00:56:02,940 --> 00:56:05,940 turn out like those couples who seemed to choke the life out 1383 00:56:05,940 --> 00:56:06,940 of each other. 1384 00:56:06,940 --> 00:56:13,940 Well, I don't know what step we missed, or what little 1385 00:56:13,940 --> 00:56:16,940 thing tripped us up, but we've lost our way. 1386 00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:22,940 Maybe it started the first time I yelled at you, 1387 00:56:22,940 --> 00:56:26,940 or maybe it was the first time you ignored me. 1388 00:56:28,940 --> 00:56:33,940 Or maybe it was the time we let our backs face each other 1389 00:56:33,940 --> 00:56:37,940 and bed for the first time. 1390 00:56:37,940 --> 00:56:40,940 I don't know who's fallen in, but I don't care. 1391 00:56:40,940 --> 00:56:42,940 I just-- 1392 00:56:42,940 --> 00:56:46,940 I know that we've got to take our hands from around each 1393 00:56:46,940 --> 00:56:49,940 other's throats and put our arms around each other. 1394 00:56:49,940 --> 00:56:55,940 We have to loosen our grip, Jack. 1395 00:56:56,940 --> 00:56:59,940 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1396 00:56:59,940 --> 00:57:02,940 We have to loosen our grip. 1397 00:57:02,940 --> 00:57:18,940 I love words that sound like what they are, 1398 00:57:18,940 --> 00:57:20,940 but they're really not. 1399 00:57:20,940 --> 00:57:23,940 Like when I was a kid, I used to think that all 1400 00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:28,940 of the timeers was old timers disease, you know what I mean? 1401 00:57:28,940 --> 00:57:33,940 Because, you know, or like migraine, I used to think it was 1402 00:57:33,940 --> 00:57:36,940 mind-brain, you know? 1403 00:57:36,940 --> 00:57:37,940 Yeah. 1404 00:57:37,940 --> 00:57:39,940 The best is obese. 1405 00:57:39,940 --> 00:57:42,940 You know, you'd see some big fat chunk of a guy and it's like, 1406 00:57:42,940 --> 00:57:43,940 oh, beast! 1407 00:57:43,940 --> 00:57:50,940 Or like a backyard, you know? 1408 00:57:50,940 --> 00:57:54,940 A yard that's in the back, and it just sounds exactly like what it is, 1409 00:57:54,940 --> 00:57:55,940 you know? 1410 00:57:55,940 --> 00:58:03,940 Yeah, but that is what it is. 1411 00:58:03,940 --> 00:58:16,940 Ready? 1412 00:58:16,940 --> 00:58:17,940 How? 1413 00:58:19,940 --> 00:58:20,940 How are you? 1414 00:58:20,940 --> 00:58:27,940 Hi. 1415 00:58:27,940 --> 00:58:28,940 Hi. 1416 00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:35,940 Oh, I'm sorry, this is Jasmine. 1417 00:58:35,940 --> 00:58:37,940 Hi, Jasmine, how are you? 1418 00:58:37,940 --> 00:58:38,940 Hi, nice to meet you. 1419 00:58:38,940 --> 00:58:39,940 Yeah, I need you. 1420 00:58:39,940 --> 00:58:42,940 This is Paolo. 1421 00:58:42,940 --> 00:58:43,940 Hey, dude. 1422 00:58:43,940 --> 00:58:44,940 Hi. 1423 00:58:47,940 --> 00:58:49,940 What are you doing down here? 1424 00:58:49,940 --> 00:58:51,940 Oh, Paolo and I just want to see him moving. 1425 00:58:51,940 --> 00:58:55,940 And we went to the fair and look at the type of Paolo one for me. 1426 00:58:55,940 --> 00:58:57,940 That's terrific. 1427 00:58:57,940 --> 00:59:01,940 Yeah, and it's time to take a walk in the park. 1428 00:59:01,940 --> 00:59:02,940 Hi. 1429 00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:04,940 You're not mad at me, I already know. 1430 00:59:04,940 --> 00:59:05,940 Oh, are you kidding? 1431 00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:07,940 Hey, not at all. 1432 00:59:07,940 --> 00:59:09,940 Not even a little mad. 1433 00:59:09,940 --> 00:59:16,940 Did you two used to go out? 1434 00:59:16,940 --> 00:59:18,940 I was thinking just the same thing. 1435 00:59:18,940 --> 00:59:19,940 No. 1436 00:59:19,940 --> 00:59:20,940 No. 1437 00:59:20,940 --> 00:59:22,940 Where did you really close friends? 1438 00:59:22,940 --> 00:59:29,940 It was me. 1439 00:59:29,940 --> 00:59:31,940 Oh, great. 1440 00:59:31,940 --> 00:59:32,940 Where? 1441 00:59:32,940 --> 00:59:33,940 Your bathroom or hers? 1442 00:59:33,940 --> 00:59:35,940 What kind of a problem? 1443 00:59:35,940 --> 00:59:37,940 You, you're my problem. 1444 00:59:37,940 --> 00:59:40,940 Look, Owen, it's because you've given up on love doesn't mean I have to. 1445 00:59:40,940 --> 00:59:41,940 Me, me. 1446 00:59:41,940 --> 00:59:43,940 Yes, that's just priceless, man. 1447 00:59:43,940 --> 00:59:45,940 You know, this is coming from the guy who's talking about leaving his wife 1448 00:59:45,940 --> 00:59:48,940 of six months for a girl he never even met me. 1449 00:59:48,940 --> 00:59:53,940 Boy, man, it's like you think you're this complex, emotional guy, but really all you are is a big idiot. 1450 00:59:53,940 --> 00:59:54,940 I'm an idiot. 1451 00:59:54,940 --> 00:59:55,940 Yeah. 1452 00:59:55,940 --> 00:59:56,940 You're a big frightened idiot. 1453 00:59:56,940 --> 00:59:59,940 Frightened, frightened my ass, frightened of what? 1454 00:59:59,940 --> 01:00:00,940 Jack. 1455 01:00:00,940 --> 01:00:02,940 You love Diane, right? 1456 01:00:02,940 --> 01:00:04,940 You have since the day you met her, right? 1457 01:00:04,940 --> 01:00:12,940 But the minute you make the effort and tie the knot, it's like you've been running scared, man. 1458 01:00:12,940 --> 01:00:13,940 Really. 1459 01:00:13,940 --> 01:00:19,940 It's like someone's handed you this beautiful little glass sculpture and at first you love it, 1460 01:00:19,940 --> 01:00:22,940 but then you feel really responsible for it and that spooks you out. 1461 01:00:22,940 --> 01:00:28,940 So you start trying to find all these little flaws in it, but the only problem with that is if you start looking 1462 01:00:28,940 --> 01:00:31,940 for those kinds of flaws, you're going to find them. 1463 01:00:31,940 --> 01:00:34,940 And it really does make it less beautiful. 1464 01:00:34,940 --> 01:00:35,940 You see what I'm saying? 1465 01:00:35,940 --> 01:00:36,940 And that's shame. 1466 01:00:36,940 --> 01:00:38,940 That's a real shame. 1467 01:00:38,940 --> 01:00:41,940 You're right. 1468 01:00:41,940 --> 01:00:42,940 You're right. 1469 01:00:42,940 --> 01:00:43,940 You know? 1470 01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:44,940 You're right. 1471 01:00:44,940 --> 01:00:51,940 You don't actually have any small glass sculptures, right? 1472 01:00:51,940 --> 01:00:53,940 I did it. 1473 01:00:53,940 --> 01:00:54,940 Good work. 1474 01:00:54,940 --> 01:00:57,940 I talked to him the other night, I talked to him. 1475 01:00:57,940 --> 01:00:59,940 Oh, well how did it go? 1476 01:00:59,940 --> 01:01:00,940 He was asleep. 1477 01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:02,940 He talked to him when he was sleeping. 1478 01:01:02,940 --> 01:01:03,940 Yep. 1479 01:01:03,940 --> 01:01:07,940 Diane, men are the bad communicators and not us. 1480 01:01:07,940 --> 01:01:08,940 He did. 1481 01:01:08,940 --> 01:01:10,940 I was too afraid. 1482 01:01:10,940 --> 01:01:11,940 Diane, I can't be afraid. 1483 01:01:11,940 --> 01:01:14,940 This isn't some guy in high school that you have a crush on. 1484 01:01:14,940 --> 01:01:15,940 This is your husband. 1485 01:01:15,940 --> 01:01:21,940 Yeah, but if he really loves me, he should be able to hear my thoughts without me speaking. 1486 01:01:21,940 --> 01:01:25,940 Diane, you have to stop, okay? 1487 01:01:25,940 --> 01:01:29,940 The charts, the syllables, the mercury, has to stop. 1488 01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:32,940 When you've got to talk to him, then why? 1489 01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:36,940 Then he can fix it. 1490 01:01:36,940 --> 01:01:39,420 (whistle) 1491 01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:52,740 (cheering and applause) 1492 01:01:52,740 --> 01:01:57,760 - She's bustin' her mother proud. 1493 01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:00,760 (cheering and applause) 1494 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,120 (bell dings) 1495 01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:04,320 - We're ready to catch her! 1496 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:05,160 - What you doing? 1497 01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:07,160 - You're gonna kick too. 1498 01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:08,160 - I'm gonna kick her. 1499 01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:09,160 - I'm gonna kick her. 1500 01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:10,160 - Come on, my kick. 1501 01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:11,660 (laughing) 1502 01:02:11,660 --> 01:02:12,660 - Thank you. 1503 01:02:12,660 --> 01:02:13,820 Excuse me, no idea. 1504 01:02:13,820 --> 01:02:16,360 - Come on, I want to finish up right down here. 1505 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:18,160 - You nasty this night. 1506 01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,000 - No, I'm gonna wait. 1507 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:19,840 I don't want to. 1508 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:20,840 - It's gonna look for prize, boy. 1509 01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:21,680 - You hear me? 1510 01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:22,520 Hey, look. 1511 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,280 I got a little birthday surprise for you. 1512 01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:25,120 - I'm not ready. 1513 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:25,960 - Ready? 1514 01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:26,800 (bell dings) 1515 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,820 (cheering and applause) 1516 01:02:29,820 --> 01:02:32,660 (bell dings) 1517 01:02:32,660 --> 01:02:33,720 - Look at this. 1518 01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:34,720 - Special. 1519 01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,720 - That's not funny. 1520 01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,360 Do be very reminded me of just the stalkal on your birthday, right? 1521 01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:41,360 - Okay. 1522 01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:42,360 - Okay. 1523 01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,860 I want you to meet my friend, Crystal. 1524 01:02:43,860 --> 01:02:46,660 Crystal for birthday, boy, my brother, Rowan. 1525 01:02:46,660 --> 01:02:47,500 - Hi. 1526 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:49,000 - Pleasure to meet you, Crystal. 1527 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:52,700 (cheering and applause) 1528 01:02:52,700 --> 01:02:53,700 Isn't she great? 1529 01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:55,800 (cheering and applause) 1530 01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:57,340 She doesn't talk. 1531 01:02:57,340 --> 01:02:58,900 - And she's a stripper. 1532 01:02:58,900 --> 01:03:01,040 - Ah, you have an amazing love. 1533 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,040 - Hi. 1534 01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:04,440 See, it says right here that you have very passionate love 1535 01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:08,740 and you are gonna meet your one true love and be a twin forever. 1536 01:03:08,740 --> 01:03:11,140 (cheering) 1537 01:03:11,140 --> 01:03:12,140 Hey, Jack. 1538 01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:13,140 - Hey. 1539 01:03:13,140 --> 01:03:14,140 - Don't worry, Jack. 1540 01:03:14,140 --> 01:03:16,140 I'm not gonna ask to read your answer. 1541 01:03:16,140 --> 01:03:18,140 - I think my Venus is blind. 1542 01:03:18,140 --> 01:03:20,740 (upbeat music) 1543 01:03:20,740 --> 01:03:22,540 (door opens) 1544 01:03:22,540 --> 01:03:23,540 - What? 1545 01:03:23,540 --> 01:03:25,240 (upbeat music) 1546 01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:26,240 - We need to talk. 1547 01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:28,740 (upbeat music) 1548 01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:31,320 (upbeat music) 1549 01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:42,360 - Here's the thing. 1550 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,760 I love you, and I love you. 1551 01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:46,800 I love you, too. 1552 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:50,160 It's just, I think, maybe it's the wrong kind of love. 1553 01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:54,440 - One kind of love, huh? 1554 01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:57,480 - See, that's exactly what I mean. 1555 01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:58,320 - What? 1556 01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:00,320 (laughing) 1557 01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:03,860 It's like you just don't seem to get me, you know? 1558 01:04:03,860 --> 01:04:08,620 It's like, the love I make comes in circles, 1559 01:04:08,620 --> 01:04:11,740 and the love you make comes in squares. 1560 01:04:11,740 --> 01:04:15,100 And every day I run around the house looking 1561 01:04:15,100 --> 01:04:18,180 for those little circles of love that I love so much, 1562 01:04:18,180 --> 01:04:19,660 and they're never there. 1563 01:04:19,660 --> 01:04:24,380 Part of it's my fault because I never noticed 1564 01:04:24,380 --> 01:04:26,380 all the little squares of love that you leave around, 1565 01:04:26,380 --> 01:04:29,060 and then I get upset because I don't feel your love, 1566 01:04:29,060 --> 01:04:31,820 and then maybe you get upset because you're leaving it around, 1567 01:04:31,820 --> 01:04:32,760 and I'm not seeing it, see? 1568 01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:35,060 Maybe I just think it's the wrong kind of love. 1569 01:04:35,060 --> 01:04:38,260 - Can I tell you something? 1570 01:04:38,260 --> 01:04:39,100 - Yeah. 1571 01:04:39,100 --> 01:04:43,500 We need to loosen our grip. 1572 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:47,060 - What? 1573 01:04:47,060 --> 01:04:50,340 - We need to loosen our grip. 1574 01:04:50,340 --> 01:04:52,780 - You hurt me. 1575 01:04:52,780 --> 01:04:55,580 - Yeah, aren't you? 1576 01:04:56,420 --> 01:04:57,260 - Oh, I knew it. 1577 01:04:57,260 --> 01:05:00,980 Do you know what that means? 1578 01:05:00,980 --> 01:05:02,460 - Yeah. 1579 01:05:02,460 --> 01:05:03,540 It means I can't get you. 1580 01:05:03,540 --> 01:05:06,380 You can't be. 1581 01:05:06,380 --> 01:05:13,340 (cheering) 1582 01:05:13,340 --> 01:05:14,180 - Yay! 1583 01:05:14,180 --> 01:05:16,420 (cheering) 1584 01:05:16,420 --> 01:05:21,620 - All right, speech, speech, speech. 1585 01:05:24,980 --> 01:05:29,260 I read somewhere once that everything in life happens in Greece. 1586 01:05:29,260 --> 01:05:32,060 I've had there are two kinds of people in this world. 1587 01:05:32,060 --> 01:05:34,420 Those that think three is a charm, 1588 01:05:34,420 --> 01:05:38,020 and those that think that in three strikes you're out. 1589 01:05:38,020 --> 01:05:41,780 Well, the first time I'm in it, I'm in here. 1590 01:05:41,780 --> 01:05:46,460 He was the biggest jerk I've ever met in my life. 1591 01:05:46,460 --> 01:05:48,660 (laughing) 1592 01:05:48,660 --> 01:05:49,500 It's true. 1593 01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:51,860 (laughing) 1594 01:05:51,860 --> 01:05:54,660 And the second time I met Owen, 1595 01:05:54,660 --> 01:05:58,140 well, frankly, he fought it. 1596 01:05:58,140 --> 01:05:58,980 - Yeah. 1597 01:05:58,980 --> 01:06:01,220 (laughing) 1598 01:06:01,220 --> 01:06:02,100 - What's wrong? 1599 01:06:02,100 --> 01:06:07,100 But the third time we became friends. 1600 01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:09,380 I became best friends. 1601 01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:11,900 - That's me, dude. 1602 01:06:11,900 --> 01:06:14,140 (bell dings) 1603 01:06:14,140 --> 01:06:18,900 - Oh. 1604 01:06:18,900 --> 01:06:21,140 (laughing) 1605 01:06:21,140 --> 01:06:25,140 - Okay, thanks for being a charm. 1606 01:06:25,140 --> 01:06:26,980 - Thank you. 1607 01:06:26,980 --> 01:06:29,020 (cheering) 1608 01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:30,940 - Tricks are on me. 1609 01:06:30,940 --> 01:06:33,020 (laughing) 1610 01:06:33,020 --> 01:06:35,200 (bell dings) 1611 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:42,780 - You really something you know that? 1612 01:06:42,780 --> 01:06:48,140 - You ain't so bad yourself. 1613 01:06:48,140 --> 01:06:48,980 - Thank you. 1614 01:06:48,980 --> 01:06:50,940 For everything. 1615 01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:55,220 - Thank you. 1616 01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:57,820 - Thank you. 1617 01:06:57,820 --> 01:07:01,780 - Thank you. 1618 01:07:01,780 --> 01:07:03,780 - Thank you. 1619 01:07:03,780 --> 01:07:04,620 - Thank you. 1620 01:07:04,620 --> 01:07:07,180 - Hmm. 1621 01:07:07,180 --> 01:07:08,980 - Thank you. 1622 01:07:08,980 --> 01:07:13,100 - The movie do have a great smile. 1623 01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:16,260 - Yeah. 1624 01:07:17,260 --> 01:07:20,020 (dramatic music) 1625 01:07:20,020 --> 01:07:32,900 - Should we get out of here? 1626 01:07:32,900 --> 01:07:35,180 - Here. 1627 01:07:35,180 --> 01:07:37,420 (laughing) 1628 01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:59,500 - It sort of makes things easier, wouldn't you, Z? 1629 01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:01,060 - It's just so great. 1630 01:08:01,060 --> 01:08:06,060 - It's like he has these big hands. 1631 01:08:06,060 --> 01:08:09,060 - And then he has. 1632 01:08:09,060 --> 01:08:11,100 - Buddy. 1633 01:08:11,100 --> 01:08:13,020 (laughing) 1634 01:08:13,020 --> 01:08:16,900 - And a big fan of the boob is myself. 1635 01:08:16,900 --> 01:08:23,740 - Can you see something? 1636 01:08:23,740 --> 01:08:27,300 - Uh-uh. 1637 01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:28,140 - Mm-mm. 1638 01:08:29,340 --> 01:08:32,780 - What is this, what, what, what, what does this mean? 1639 01:08:32,780 --> 01:08:33,820 Like what happens now? 1640 01:08:33,820 --> 01:08:40,380 - Do we have to decide right now? 1641 01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:41,220 - I guess not. 1642 01:08:41,220 --> 01:08:42,060 - I think. 1643 01:08:42,060 --> 01:08:42,900 - Good. 1644 01:08:42,900 --> 01:08:45,580 - What's not this right right now? 1645 01:08:45,580 --> 01:08:50,140 - Let's just, let's just see what happens here. 1646 01:08:50,140 --> 01:08:53,460 - What happens, man? 1647 01:08:53,460 --> 01:08:54,460 - I don't know. 1648 01:08:54,460 --> 01:08:55,860 - What's that? 1649 01:08:55,860 --> 01:08:58,380 (laughing) 1650 01:08:58,380 --> 01:08:59,220 - Okay, chilky. 1651 01:08:59,220 --> 01:09:01,700 (whistling) 1652 01:09:01,700 --> 01:09:12,660 - Hey, hey, look at you. 1653 01:09:12,660 --> 01:09:13,500 - Good morning. 1654 01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:14,340 - Good morning. 1655 01:09:14,340 --> 01:09:15,340 - Good morning, breakfast. 1656 01:09:15,340 --> 01:09:16,180 - Yeah. 1657 01:09:16,180 --> 01:09:17,020 - Yeah, yeah. 1658 01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:21,300 - Yeah, I'm sorry. 1659 01:09:21,300 --> 01:09:22,140 - You're not sure. 1660 01:09:22,140 --> 01:09:22,980 - What? 1661 01:09:22,980 --> 01:09:23,820 - Are you kidding me? 1662 01:09:23,820 --> 01:09:25,140 I'm like a human pretzel. 1663 01:09:25,140 --> 01:09:25,980 - Huh? 1664 01:09:25,980 --> 01:09:26,820 (whistling) 1665 01:09:26,820 --> 01:09:27,660 - Are you gonna get that? 1666 01:09:27,660 --> 01:09:31,820 - No, it's probably just Jack calling it all the steamy detail. 1667 01:09:31,820 --> 01:09:32,660 - What? 1668 01:09:32,660 --> 01:09:33,500 - What? 1669 01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:34,340 - You kidding me? 1670 01:09:34,340 --> 01:09:35,180 - Yeah. 1671 01:09:35,180 --> 01:09:37,220 - Hey, Owen, it's me, Chloe. 1672 01:09:37,220 --> 01:09:42,700 I'm sorry to call you so early, but I'm just really upset 1673 01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:46,620 and need to talk to you and you're the only one I can talk to. 1674 01:09:46,620 --> 01:09:48,180 - You're kidding. 1675 01:09:48,180 --> 01:09:49,660 - Owen, are you there? 1676 01:09:49,660 --> 01:09:50,660 (phone ringing) 1677 01:09:50,660 --> 01:09:51,820 - Hi. 1678 01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:52,660 Hi, hello. 1679 01:09:52,660 --> 01:09:55,380 No, it's okay. 1680 01:09:56,380 --> 01:09:58,460 (door opening) 1681 01:09:58,460 --> 01:10:00,260 - Yeah, okay, calm down. 1682 01:10:00,260 --> 01:10:03,220 Calm down, everything's gonna be fine. 1683 01:10:03,220 --> 01:10:09,100 - Yeah, sure. 1684 01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:12,940 What time? 1685 01:10:12,940 --> 01:10:15,100 - Mm-hmm. 1686 01:10:15,100 --> 01:10:16,100 - Okay, I'll see you then. 1687 01:10:16,100 --> 01:10:18,060 - All right. 1688 01:10:18,060 --> 01:10:21,100 - I love this book so much. 1689 01:10:21,100 --> 01:10:22,260 - It's so good. 1690 01:10:23,260 --> 01:10:25,580 - She's really upset. 1691 01:10:25,580 --> 01:10:28,860 - She's a sounded really upset. 1692 01:10:28,860 --> 01:10:31,940 - Yeah, I'm just gonna go meet with her and talk to her. 1693 01:10:31,940 --> 01:10:34,100 - You should go, definitely. 1694 01:10:34,100 --> 01:10:35,820 - It's just the meeting is really nothing. 1695 01:10:35,820 --> 01:10:38,900 You're, you-- 1696 01:10:38,900 --> 01:10:40,220 - Owen, go. 1697 01:10:40,220 --> 01:10:41,340 (laughs) 1698 01:10:41,340 --> 01:10:43,180 (sighs) 1699 01:10:43,180 --> 01:10:45,500 (groans) 1700 01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:48,080 (upbeat music) 1701 01:10:52,380 --> 01:10:57,380 ♪ Took a long time to remember ♪ 1702 01:10:57,380 --> 01:11:04,420 ♪ And take a long time to believe ♪ 1703 01:11:04,420 --> 01:11:11,500 ♪ And you're never finally outside ♪ 1704 01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:18,460 ♪ I know that you never see ♪ 1705 01:11:20,740 --> 01:11:25,740 ♪ So when I'm of take out chances ♪ 1706 01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:27,580 ♪ If we're ill ♪ 1707 01:11:27,580 --> 01:11:29,180 - Oh, it's so good to see you. 1708 01:11:29,180 --> 01:11:30,980 - Oh, I'm good. 1709 01:11:30,980 --> 01:11:35,020 - Oh, I just felt so confused and helpless 1710 01:11:35,020 --> 01:11:38,620 and I lost myself for a while. 1711 01:11:38,620 --> 01:11:39,700 I'm sorry. 1712 01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:43,380 - Owen, I didn't mean to be so mean to you 1713 01:11:43,380 --> 01:11:44,940 and I didn't mean to hurt you. 1714 01:11:44,940 --> 01:11:45,780 - It's okay. 1715 01:11:45,780 --> 01:11:47,580 - It's not okay. 1716 01:11:47,580 --> 01:11:48,620 - I was wrong. 1717 01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:52,540 - I know this is so horrible to say, 1718 01:11:52,540 --> 01:11:55,900 but I had to try being famous. 1719 01:11:55,900 --> 01:11:59,180 It was like suddenly having the ability to fly. 1720 01:11:59,180 --> 01:12:02,980 I had to see what it was like. 1721 01:12:02,980 --> 01:12:07,900 But I realized that there's a price to pay 1722 01:12:07,900 --> 01:12:11,660 and I've paid the biggest price of all. 1723 01:12:11,660 --> 01:12:15,100 And I lost you. 1724 01:12:15,100 --> 01:12:17,680 (upbeat music) 1725 01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:25,420 - I hate it. 1726 01:12:25,420 --> 01:12:28,860 ♪ Hey, hey, hey now ♪ 1727 01:12:28,860 --> 01:12:33,860 ♪ You leave it up to me ♪ 1728 01:12:33,860 --> 01:12:39,020 ♪ I leave it up to you ♪ 1729 01:12:39,020 --> 01:12:41,660 ♪ Hey, hey, hey now ♪ 1730 01:12:41,660 --> 01:12:43,180 - Look, we slept together. 1731 01:12:43,180 --> 01:12:45,900 It's not like, you know, we were out buying China patterns 1732 01:12:45,900 --> 01:12:46,740 or something. 1733 01:12:46,740 --> 01:12:47,820 It's okay. 1734 01:12:47,820 --> 01:12:49,860 - I know, but still. 1735 01:12:49,860 --> 01:12:52,340 Look, the other night was a big mistake. 1736 01:12:52,340 --> 01:12:54,100 We got caught up in the moment. 1737 01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:55,700 No big deal. 1738 01:12:55,700 --> 01:12:58,100 - And sometimes mistakes can be the best thing for us. 1739 01:12:58,100 --> 01:12:59,900 They point us in the right direction. 1740 01:12:59,900 --> 01:13:04,260 - You know? 1741 01:13:04,260 --> 01:13:06,100 - Yeah. 1742 01:13:06,100 --> 01:13:07,300 Yeah, I guess you're right. 1743 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,740 - We can still hang out though, you know? 1744 01:13:09,740 --> 01:13:11,220 - Of course. 1745 01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:13,140 - We'll go to dinner next week. 1746 01:13:13,140 --> 01:13:14,540 - Sure. 1747 01:13:14,540 --> 01:13:15,380 - All right? 1748 01:13:15,380 --> 01:13:16,820 I can't wait for you to get to know her. 1749 01:13:16,820 --> 01:13:18,580 You're gonna love her. 1750 01:13:18,580 --> 01:13:23,180 - Sure I will. 1751 01:13:23,180 --> 01:13:25,660 - Bye bye. 1752 01:13:25,660 --> 01:13:31,200 (upbeat music) 1753 01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:36,300 - You see me this? 1754 01:13:36,300 --> 01:13:37,700 I can totally see. 1755 01:13:37,700 --> 01:13:39,060 - Look, it's out. 1756 01:13:39,060 --> 01:13:41,260 Oh my God, look how skinny I look. 1757 01:13:41,260 --> 01:13:42,740 - These are fantastic. 1758 01:13:42,740 --> 01:13:44,540 - Look at my eyes. 1759 01:13:44,540 --> 01:13:45,700 In the hair, everything. 1760 01:13:45,700 --> 01:13:48,900 Look, hey Chloe, look it's those right there. 1761 01:13:48,900 --> 01:13:49,740 - I see it. 1762 01:13:49,740 --> 01:13:50,740 (laughing) 1763 01:13:50,740 --> 01:13:52,220 - I'm so excited. 1764 01:13:52,220 --> 01:13:53,060 - I'm so excited. 1765 01:13:53,060 --> 01:13:55,420 - This is so amazing. 1766 01:13:55,420 --> 01:13:59,660 The red shirt looks good too. 1767 01:13:59,660 --> 01:14:02,240 (upbeat music) 1768 01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:27,380 (upbeat music) 1769 01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:32,820 (screaming) 1770 01:14:32,820 --> 01:14:34,620 - So what's the story with Chloe? 1771 01:14:34,620 --> 01:14:36,220 You're glad you two are back at one. 1772 01:14:36,220 --> 01:14:40,340 Do you know that Pickle Juice is the food equivalent 1773 01:14:40,340 --> 01:14:42,420 to embalming fluid? 1774 01:14:42,420 --> 01:14:44,980 Did you know that Dad, Mom and I will think you were gay? 1775 01:14:44,980 --> 01:14:46,060 - Very funny. 1776 01:14:46,060 --> 01:14:49,780 Your sense of humor is really broadening. 1777 01:14:49,780 --> 01:14:52,220 You still didn't answer my question. 1778 01:14:52,220 --> 01:14:53,060 - What? 1779 01:14:53,060 --> 01:14:55,100 - Chloe, this is Chloe's the best. 1780 01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:56,780 She's, you know, are you kidding? 1781 01:14:57,780 --> 01:14:58,780 - Why? 1782 01:14:58,780 --> 01:15:00,420 - She didn't seem different to you, does she? 1783 01:15:00,420 --> 01:15:02,500 - Well, let me see. She's a little selfish, 1784 01:15:02,500 --> 01:15:06,420 a little self-absorbed, even a little mean. 1785 01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:07,780 Same with Chloe. 1786 01:15:07,780 --> 01:15:10,100 - You never liked her. 1787 01:15:10,100 --> 01:15:11,620 Let me issue this. 1788 01:15:11,620 --> 01:15:13,700 (dramatic music) 1789 01:15:13,700 --> 01:15:14,860 - What does Nadine think of her? 1790 01:15:14,860 --> 01:15:15,860 - Nadine. 1791 01:15:15,860 --> 01:15:17,860 - Yeah. 1792 01:15:17,860 --> 01:15:20,060 Nadine's mad at me. 1793 01:15:20,060 --> 01:15:21,540 She won't return any of my calls. 1794 01:15:21,540 --> 01:15:25,580 She's, uh, what? 1795 01:15:25,580 --> 01:15:27,580 You shouldn't have slept with her, oh. 1796 01:15:27,580 --> 01:15:29,820 Especially if you knew you weren't gonna stay with her. 1797 01:15:29,820 --> 01:15:30,660 - Yeah, great. 1798 01:15:30,660 --> 01:15:33,180 - This from the guy who would fuck mud. 1799 01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:34,860 It's different. 1800 01:15:34,860 --> 01:15:36,580 - How is there a difference? 1801 01:15:36,580 --> 01:15:37,580 - With me? 1802 01:15:37,580 --> 01:15:41,380 They know what they're getting. 1803 01:15:41,380 --> 01:15:49,580 Nadine didn't know. 1804 01:15:49,580 --> 01:15:52,580 (dramatic music) 1805 01:15:52,580 --> 01:16:12,860 - So how's that piece you've been writing? 1806 01:16:12,860 --> 01:16:13,700 - Good. 1807 01:16:13,700 --> 01:16:14,540 - That's good. 1808 01:16:14,540 --> 01:16:15,540 - Yeah. 1809 01:16:15,540 --> 01:16:17,180 And how'd that interview go today? 1810 01:16:17,180 --> 01:16:18,020 - Good. 1811 01:16:18,020 --> 01:16:18,860 - That's good. 1812 01:16:19,860 --> 01:16:21,620 - Oh, I totally forgot. 1813 01:16:21,620 --> 01:16:23,620 He did this really cool thing where he didn't really 1814 01:16:23,620 --> 01:16:24,620 interview me. 1815 01:16:24,620 --> 01:16:26,220 He gave me this sort of question here. 1816 01:16:26,220 --> 01:16:27,060 - Yeah. 1817 01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:28,060 - Yeah. 1818 01:16:28,060 --> 01:16:29,060 It was really cool. 1819 01:16:29,060 --> 01:16:31,060 And the questions were great. 1820 01:16:31,060 --> 01:16:32,860 Want to try it? 1821 01:16:32,860 --> 01:16:36,060 - Yeah, if you want. 1822 01:16:36,060 --> 01:16:37,060 - Okay. 1823 01:16:37,060 --> 01:16:38,060 - Okay. 1824 01:16:38,060 --> 01:16:41,860 What is your least favorite quality in a person? 1825 01:16:41,860 --> 01:16:46,260 - Disloyalty. 1826 01:16:48,260 --> 01:16:51,660 - What word or expression do you over use? 1827 01:16:51,660 --> 01:16:55,260 - I... 1828 01:16:55,260 --> 01:16:58,060 I'll pay you back. 1829 01:16:58,060 --> 01:17:00,060 (laughs) 1830 01:17:00,060 --> 01:17:04,260 - Who is the love of your life? 1831 01:17:04,260 --> 01:17:05,460 - What? 1832 01:17:05,460 --> 01:17:08,460 - Who is the love of your life? 1833 01:17:08,460 --> 01:17:09,460 - Doesn't say that. 1834 01:17:09,460 --> 01:17:10,460 - No, it does. 1835 01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:11,260 - No, it doesn't. 1836 01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:12,260 - It's right here. 1837 01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:13,260 - Can I see? 1838 01:17:13,260 --> 01:17:14,260 - No, you can't. 1839 01:17:14,260 --> 01:17:15,260 - Why don't I just see? 1840 01:17:15,260 --> 01:17:16,260 - Because it's cheating. 1841 01:17:16,260 --> 01:17:17,260 - No. 1842 01:17:17,260 --> 01:17:18,260 - I'm just like that. 1843 01:17:18,260 --> 01:17:25,260 - Doesn't say who's... 1844 01:17:25,260 --> 01:17:44,260 - Huh? 1845 01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:50,260 - I'm sorry, Tui. 1846 01:17:50,260 --> 01:17:54,260 - I know. 1847 01:17:54,260 --> 01:17:56,260 Me too. 1848 01:17:56,260 --> 01:17:59,260 - I'm sorry, client. 1849 01:17:59,260 --> 01:18:21,260 - I'm sorry, client. 1850 01:18:21,260 --> 01:18:24,260 (gentle music) 1851 01:18:24,260 --> 01:18:31,260 (gentle music) 1852 01:18:31,260 --> 01:18:38,260 (gentle music) 1853 01:18:38,260 --> 01:18:41,260 (gentle music) 1854 01:18:41,260 --> 01:19:08,640 (music) 1855 01:19:09,580 --> 01:19:11,980 What? Can I talk? Can I talk to you? 1856 01:19:11,980 --> 01:19:14,460 No. I understand that you're upset. 1857 01:19:14,460 --> 01:19:16,300 I just want to, I've never read to be upset. 1858 01:19:16,300 --> 01:19:19,340 Oh, thank you so much. It's so nice to be to validate my feelings for me. 1859 01:19:19,340 --> 01:19:22,780 Can you let me finish? I am trying to work the style of things. 1860 01:19:22,780 --> 01:19:25,740 So let me finish. You had your chance, own, and you blew it. 1861 01:19:25,740 --> 01:19:29,900 You were the one who said we didn't have to decide what we were. 1862 01:19:29,900 --> 01:19:32,220 Didn't you say that? Yeah, I said we should take it slow. 1863 01:19:32,220 --> 01:19:34,380 Oh, and I didn't think you'd jump out of bed with me 1864 01:19:34,380 --> 01:19:37,740 into the arms of another woman. Maybe you knew that I had feelings for her, 1865 01:19:37,740 --> 01:19:40,700 so you knew that how much it hurt me once you broke my heart. 1866 01:19:40,700 --> 01:19:45,100 She broke your heart. She didn't break your heart, Owen. She bruised your ego. 1867 01:19:45,100 --> 01:19:48,700 I'm sorry. Yes, I am sorry. I know what I did was wrong. 1868 01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:52,060 I just told her that it's over, and I'm here to tell you that it's over, 1869 01:19:52,060 --> 01:19:55,660 and that I want to be with you because I love you. Yeah, I love you. 1870 01:19:55,660 --> 01:20:00,780 You love me. Ha! Owen, you don't know what love is, okay? 1871 01:20:00,780 --> 01:20:04,860 Okay, you love is not one where you can't have, okay? 1872 01:20:05,820 --> 01:20:09,580 Stop it! Okay? Love is about commitment, okay? 1873 01:20:09,580 --> 01:20:12,140 You're just to be with somebody, and you stay with them. 1874 01:20:12,140 --> 01:20:14,780 You don't pick up and leave when you get a part of power. 1875 01:20:14,780 --> 01:20:22,380 I don't, like, I'm trying to, I don't know how to tell you what. 1876 01:20:22,380 --> 01:20:23,340 Fuck off, I... 1877 01:20:23,340 --> 01:20:25,340 (whistle blows) 1878 01:20:25,340 --> 01:20:33,720 (gentle music) 1879 01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:41,360 (bell ringing) 1880 01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:51,240 Hi. 1881 01:20:52,300 --> 01:20:54,300 It's mean. 1882 01:20:54,300 --> 01:20:56,300 I know you don't want to talk to me. 1883 01:20:56,300 --> 01:20:58,300 Are you there? 1884 01:20:58,300 --> 01:21:00,300 Please pick up. 1885 01:21:00,300 --> 01:21:03,300 If you're there, please pick up. 1886 01:21:03,300 --> 01:21:05,300 Are you not picking up? 1887 01:21:05,300 --> 01:21:06,300 Hello. 1888 01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:10,300 I've been a jerk. 1889 01:21:10,300 --> 01:21:16,300 If anything about realizing you're a jerk, 1890 01:21:16,300 --> 01:21:19,300 for some reason you want the whole world to know. 1891 01:21:21,300 --> 01:21:23,300 Especially the person closest to you. 1892 01:21:23,300 --> 01:21:28,300 Are you not picking up the phone, please pick up? 1893 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:30,300 Pick up, pick up. 1894 01:21:30,300 --> 01:21:34,300 Or if it gets you really not there, 1895 01:21:34,300 --> 01:21:36,300 please call me. 1896 01:21:36,300 --> 01:21:42,300 (bell ringing) 1897 01:21:42,300 --> 01:21:44,300 ♪ Flying, flying, flying with the trolley ♪ 1898 01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:47,300 ♪ Ding, ding, ding with the bells ♪ 1899 01:21:48,300 --> 01:21:52,300 ♪ Ding, ding, ding with my heartstrings from the story ♪ 1900 01:21:52,300 --> 01:21:54,300 ♪ I saw it, I'm there ♪ 1901 01:21:54,300 --> 01:21:59,300 ♪ Chug, chug, chug, when the motor ♪ 1902 01:21:59,300 --> 01:22:02,300 ♪ The bump up, bump up, when the brakes ♪ 1903 01:22:02,300 --> 01:22:05,300 ♪ The bump up, when the hard strings ♪ 1904 01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:08,300 ♪ When the smile, like the bew of car shake ♪ 1905 01:22:16,300 --> 01:22:19,300 Jack, what's up? 1906 01:22:19,300 --> 01:22:24,300 No, you have a good time. 1907 01:22:24,300 --> 01:22:25,300 All right. 1908 01:22:25,300 --> 01:22:27,300 Hey, Jack. 1909 01:22:27,300 --> 01:22:32,300 Have you heard from her? 1910 01:22:32,300 --> 01:22:36,300 Really? 1911 01:22:36,300 --> 01:22:39,300 Okay. 1912 01:22:39,300 --> 01:22:40,300 Are you up? 1913 01:22:40,300 --> 01:22:41,300 Uh-uh. 1914 01:22:41,300 --> 01:22:42,300 Okay. 1915 01:22:42,300 --> 01:22:44,300 No, I'm out. 1916 01:22:44,300 --> 01:22:45,300 All right. Yeah. 1917 01:22:45,300 --> 01:22:46,300 I'll clear your mark. 1918 01:22:46,300 --> 01:22:47,300 All right. 1919 01:22:47,300 --> 01:22:48,300 (bell ringing) 1920 01:22:48,300 --> 01:22:50,300 (door creaking) 1921 01:22:50,300 --> 01:22:56,300 (sighing) 1922 01:22:56,300 --> 01:22:59,300 (gentle piano music) 1923 01:22:59,300 --> 01:23:01,300 (door creaking) 1924 01:23:01,300 --> 01:23:03,300 (gentle piano music) 1925 01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:05,300 (gentle piano music) 1926 01:23:05,300 --> 01:23:07,300 (gentle piano music) 1927 01:23:07,300 --> 01:23:09,880 (light music) 1928 01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:30,480 (light music) 1929 01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:46,480 (light music) 1930 01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:49,480 No more cold feet. 1931 01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:50,480 Wait, can I just speak to you for a second? 1932 01:23:50,480 --> 01:23:52,480 No, you can't actually speak to me. 1933 01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:53,480 I don't want to hear it. 1934 01:23:53,480 --> 01:23:58,480 Just what you have to say. 1935 01:23:58,480 --> 01:24:00,480 Hey Owen, it's me. 1936 01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:02,480 Maybe you just wondering what you're doing. 1937 01:24:02,480 --> 01:24:04,480 Hey, you want to see a movie? 1938 01:24:04,480 --> 01:24:06,480 Hey, I read to me. 1939 01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:07,480 You'd say Louis. 1940 01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:09,480 Okay, I'll wait till you get here. 1941 01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:11,480 Hey, did you come over? 1942 01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:14,480 I just got some bad news. 1943 01:24:14,480 --> 01:24:15,480 I don't know. 1944 01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:17,480 Just come over if you can, alright? 1945 01:24:17,480 --> 01:24:18,480 Bye. 1946 01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:19,480 Hey, it's me. 1947 01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:20,480 I guess you're not in. 1948 01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:23,480 Well, okay, I hope you have a good day or night. 1949 01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:25,480 Well, anyway, just call me, okay? 1950 01:24:25,480 --> 01:24:28,480 Hey, I need my good thing. 1951 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:29,480 Oh, and fix. 1952 01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:30,480 Call me. 1953 01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:32,480 Happy birthday. 1954 01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:34,480 Get up birthday boy. 1955 01:24:34,480 --> 01:24:35,480 Whoa. 1956 01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:37,480 I guess you're gone. 1957 01:24:37,480 --> 01:24:38,480 Okay, I'll try your work. 1958 01:24:38,480 --> 01:24:40,480 I have a good birthday bite, Missy. 1959 01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:43,480 I've been a world. 1960 01:24:43,480 --> 01:24:44,480 I don't know. 1961 01:24:44,480 --> 01:24:47,480 I feel like I've let the best thing in my life slip away, 1962 01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:49,480 and I just want to. 1963 01:24:49,480 --> 01:24:54,480 (light music) 1964 01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:56,480 I'm too disgusted. 1965 01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:58,480 Just stupid me. 1966 01:24:58,480 --> 01:25:00,480 (light music) 1967 01:25:00,480 --> 01:25:23,480 I just want to say for the record 1968 01:25:23,480 --> 01:25:26,480 that I wasn't going to say something stupid. 1969 01:25:26,480 --> 01:25:28,480 Yeah, you were. 1970 01:25:28,480 --> 01:25:31,480 Nope. 1971 01:25:31,480 --> 01:25:33,480 How are you going to say? 1972 01:25:33,480 --> 01:25:35,480 I love you. 1973 01:25:35,480 --> 01:25:37,480 Oh, okay. 1974 01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:41,480 (light music) 1975 01:25:41,480 --> 01:25:44,480 Hey. 1976 01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:51,480 You take this man to be a lawfully weighted husband. 1977 01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:52,480 Again. 1978 01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:54,480 I do. 1979 01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:58,480 And you jack take the hand to be a lawfully weighted wife. 1980 01:25:58,480 --> 01:25:59,480 Again. 1981 01:25:59,480 --> 01:26:00,480 I do. 1982 01:26:00,480 --> 01:26:06,480 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1983 01:26:06,480 --> 01:26:07,480 Again. 1984 01:26:07,480 --> 01:26:09,480 (laughs) 1985 01:26:09,480 --> 01:26:12,480 (light music) 1986 01:26:12,480 --> 01:26:15,480 (crowd cheers) 1987 01:26:15,480 --> 01:26:18,480 (crowd cheers) 1988 01:26:18,480 --> 01:26:21,480 (crowd cheers) 1989 01:26:21,480 --> 01:26:24,480 (crowd cheers) 1990 01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:27,480 (crowd cheers) 1991 01:26:27,480 --> 01:26:30,480 (crowd cheers) 1992 01:26:30,480 --> 01:26:33,480 (crowd cheers) 1993 01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:36,480 (crowd cheers) 1994 01:26:36,480 --> 01:26:38,480 This is something like that. 1995 01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:40,480 No, I thought you did. 1996 01:26:40,480 --> 01:26:43,480 (crowd cheers) 1997 01:26:43,480 --> 01:26:46,480 (crowd cheers) 1998 01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:48,480 (crowd cheers) 1999 01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:50,480 They say that love is blind. 2000 01:26:50,480 --> 01:26:54,480 But for me, it was just stupid. 2001 01:26:54,480 --> 01:26:58,480 (light music) 2002 01:26:58,480 --> 01:27:02,480 (crowd cheers) 2003 01:27:02,480 --> 01:27:06,480 I know a place where we can go. 2004 01:27:06,480 --> 01:27:08,480 Just around the corner, 2005 01:27:08,480 --> 01:27:10,480 baby don't you know. 2006 01:27:10,480 --> 01:27:14,480 When we can't let the trouble roll 2007 01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:16,480 and do the scene 2008 01:27:16,480 --> 01:27:18,480 (crowd cheers) 2009 01:27:18,480 --> 01:27:22,480 And if you're in the mood for something real 2010 01:27:22,480 --> 01:27:26,480 maybe I could tell you about the way I feel 2011 01:27:26,480 --> 01:27:29,480 but you're gonna have to let yourself go 2012 01:27:29,480 --> 01:27:32,480 and put your trust in me 2013 01:27:32,480 --> 01:27:34,480 (crowd cheers) 2014 01:27:34,480 --> 01:27:38,480 Because it's a long and forgiving road 2015 01:27:38,480 --> 01:27:42,480 Don't wanna see your face at all alone 2016 01:27:42,480 --> 01:27:44,480 If you're in a little darlin' 2017 01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:48,480 just for knows a kind of love you need 2018 01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:52,480 Don't step away from me, don't 2019 01:27:52,480 --> 01:27:54,480 (crowd cheers) 2020 01:27:54,480 --> 01:27:56,480 I'm there in the crowd 2021 01:27:56,480 --> 01:27:58,480 whether race is run 2022 01:27:58,480 --> 01:28:02,480 Everybody struggles with a peace on one 2023 01:28:02,480 --> 01:28:06,480 They try to chase away the clouds 2024 01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:08,480 so that they can't see 2025 01:28:08,480 --> 01:28:10,480 Forget about it, baby. 2026 01:28:10,480 --> 01:28:12,480 It's the same old man's 2027 01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:16,480 standing the way of your happiness 2028 01:28:16,480 --> 01:28:18,480 I don't know what to do 2029 01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:20,480 to the right 2030 01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:22,480 It's harder to treat 2031 01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:24,480 (crowd cheers) 2032 01:28:24,480 --> 01:28:26,480 And don't get better 2033 01:28:26,480 --> 01:28:28,480 when you run and hide 2034 01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:30,480 and keep your troubles 2035 01:28:30,480 --> 01:28:32,480 on a little bit of sight 2036 01:28:32,480 --> 01:28:35,480 Oh I wanna help to leave your mind 2037 01:28:35,480 --> 01:28:37,480 baby said you're free 2038 01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:41,480 Don't step away from me, don't 2039 01:28:41,480 --> 01:28:44,480 Don't step away now 2040 01:28:44,480 --> 01:28:49,480 (crowd cheers) 2041 01:28:49,480 --> 01:28:51,480 (crowd cheers) 2042 01:28:51,480 --> 01:28:52,480 How long was that way 2043 01:28:52,480 --> 01:28:54,480 should I feel your touch 2044 01:28:54,480 --> 01:28:56,480 Let's stand the night together 2045 01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:58,480 and make me so much 2046 01:28:58,480 --> 01:29:03,480 When solitary is such a lonely place 2047 01:29:03,480 --> 01:29:05,480 to be 2048 01:29:05,480 --> 01:29:08,480 Just open up your eyes 2049 01:29:08,480 --> 01:29:10,480 and you understand 2050 01:29:10,480 --> 01:29:12,480 Baby, I was hoping 2051 01:29:12,480 --> 01:29:14,480 just to be your man 2052 01:29:14,480 --> 01:29:16,480 My sister, you and I 2053 01:29:16,480 --> 01:29:18,480 could have a taste 2054 01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:20,480 of something sweet 2055 01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:22,480 (crowd cheers) 2056 01:29:22,480 --> 01:29:23,480 You don't get better 2057 01:29:23,480 --> 01:29:25,480 when you run and hide 2058 01:29:25,480 --> 01:29:27,480 and keep your troubles 2059 01:29:27,480 --> 01:29:29,480 on a little bit of sight 2060 01:29:29,480 --> 01:29:33,480 Oh I wanna help to leave your mind 2061 01:29:33,480 --> 01:29:35,480 Baby, I wanna help you 2062 01:29:35,480 --> 01:29:37,480 when you run and hide 2063 01:29:37,480 --> 01:29:39,480 Don't step away from me, don't 2064 01:29:39,480 --> 01:29:42,480 Don't step away from me 2065 01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:42,480 Don't step away from me 2066 01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:44,480 Don't step away from me 2067 01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:46,480 Don't step away from me, don't 2068 01:29:46,480 --> 01:29:49,480 Don't step away from me 2069 01:29:49,480 --> 01:29:52,480 Don't step away from me 2070 01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:54,480 Don't step away from me now 2071 01:29:54,480 --> 01:29:57,480 Baby, don't step away from me 2072 01:29:57,480 --> 01:30:00,480 Don't step away from me now 2073 01:30:00,480 --> 01:30:02,480 Don't step away from me now 2074 01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:04,480 Don't step away from me now 2075 01:30:04,480 --> 01:30:07,480 Don't step away from me 2076 01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:25,940 (music) 2077 01:30:25,940 --> 01:30:39,960 (music)